#inkicks ball kick redistribution

[Paul Baker]

So this is a fun parody twitter thread that I figured we'd get a kick out of. 

https://twitter.com/melissaftw/status/991774919389163520?lang=en 

Unfortunately it has a dark backstory. Apparently to solve the incel (involuntary celebate male) frustration Ross Douthat wrote an op ed proposing potentially mandatory government redistribution of women for sex, with some sort of economic incentive, that was totally not prostitution. While I'd prefer to get the details of the story before posting I didn't feel like paying the New York Times for access. Anyway, a lot of women were understandably upset and Melissa Hunt proposed that some (maybe KITG) women hoarded all the ball-kicking for themselves, and that the government should redistribute testicular access to the inkicks out there. It's year old news and a joke, so I don't think they need anymore volunteers. Hope you enjoy the thread and some solid puns.