Vasectomy

[Brian Smith]

So yesterday I got snipped. My wife and I did fool around yesterday some hours before and she did kick me 5 times hard with her black pointy toe boots as some foreplay. Not really the point of this post though…

So, for the procedure itself, definitely not a turn-on. That being said, it was me, the doctor, and his assistant who was pretty. Thin, shoulder length dark curly hair, librarian glasses, olive skin, late 40’s. Anatomically where my balls are situated apparently made it less than easy of a procedure. For sedation they gave me a Valium prior and otherwise Lidocaone injections for localized numbing. I was laying flat so I couldn’t really see nor did I want to. At one point when the doctor had to turn to get a different instrument , i realized my right ball was getting squeezed fairly hard and pulled and she was obviously the one doing it as I could see neither of the doctors hands were. It occurred to me that under different circumstances I’d really enjoy her hurting my balls. Through the procedure, there was a lot of poking and pulling sensations that were less than pleasurable, some of which actually made me say “ow” or “that hurt.” She did look at me quite a bit during my time on the table, did seem to be looking for my reactions, but her expressions were mostly of indifference. As far as anything that was said, nothing that really sticks out in my head. 

After it was done, she was gone, I sat up and the doctor asked me how it felt. Quite a bit of pain in my left lower abdomen which I told him. Doc was like yeah, that’s the same type of pain you have from getting kicked in the nuts (his words) but it will get better soon. I was thinking, doc, I’ve been kicked a lot and like getting kicked in the nuts. This particular pain is no where near comparable and would probably be enough to make me not enjoy ballbusting. 

[Willis Williams]

I’ve had a vasectomy and as much as I was reluctant to do it, the thought of anything sharp down there makes me about to pass out, I felt no such pain like you’re describing. It was sore for a few weeks after.