7 things every women should know about ballbusting!

[Weak dude]

What 7 Things every girl should know about ballbusting.

1 It hurts everywhere: A kick in the testicles hurts the head, arms, stomach, makes them nauseous, makes it difficult for them to breathe and can even render them unconscious

2. It hurts them psychically: It not only hits their privacy, it hits them in the soul. They have a feeling of being gutted, emptied and abandoned, all at the same time. It is a pain that breaks the barriers of time and space.

3. They take time to recover: it causes them pain that makes them enter a new time dimension. The seconds seem thousands of years, those 10 minutes on the ground are endless. Enough time to escape or tease.

4. It's embarrassing: Falling to your knees on the floor while feeling that all your goals in life are dissipating along with your hopes and dreams is the most exposed you can be. They have to resist the urge to scream because if they don't humble themselves more.

5. It is part of growing up: It is like the ritual that makes the difference between being a child and an adult. It is a burden that they will carry on their shoulders all their lives along with the fear of knowing that at some point they will have to feel a blow. One day some girl at her school will hit them in the balls and they will know how fragile and scary they get. Soon they will all be in that game where you constantly cannot find a safe enough place to be safe from the girls and their desire to break free and dominate the boys.

6. The threat of a blow is totally terrifying: They are fragile, exposed, vulnerable, more than such an important piece of their anatomy should be. A threat hurts almost like a blow, because the pain remains in their memory for life. Use the threat as an effective tactic.

7. It is your divine right: Women have the divine right to hit any man's testicles for any reason. Nature so arranged. No one can deny you your right to hit them on the testicles if you deem it necessary.are you up to?

[Cassie]

So would a guy rather be protected or have a boner? Wear a cup or get hard? hahaha

[Tommy T down in cali]

This has been discussed at length in other threads around here. It’s important to understand that when a guy gets hard, his balls also become much stiffer and subsequently a surprise impact might only hurt like 1/4th as much as if he had been hit with the same surprise impact while soft. However- having a boner while wearing a cup will likely push the cup away from its intended positioning. This can be problematic because if a cup is out of place when a strong impact occurs, the penis or the testicles could be subjected to an intense crush or even worse a prison like -plastic knife puncture or cut. In such a situation many athletes who were not by any means bb fetishists would conclude that they wish they had forgot to wear a cup that morning, instead of wearing one and getting hit in the outfield with a line drive hit while they were experiencing a “no reason boner” caused by having slept for only like 2.5hrs the night before the game, due to being out partying, or some other impractical circumstance.

[D Rawk]

That is a surprisingly specific answer Tommy T. Are you speaking out of experience,lol. 

[Tommy T down in cali]

Kind of a Murphy’s law adaptation from experiences in my 20’s. Back then I used to work at an understaffed job desk job where it wasn’t uncommon on the weekend to be asked to go home at midnight but come back to work at 6am. Naturally this left inadequate time for sleep and would result in involuntary erections when you returned to work around 6am. Now if you could stay seated at your desk, then you were good, but of course someone would ask you to stand up to assist them... and you were like “ah jeez” it’s 730 in the morning and there gonna think I’m a pervert. Lol. 

[Cassie]

I always thought that men wearing cups were invincible. But if he gets an erection then the cup can get dislodged? Don't tell the feminists! He thinks he's protected, but if she seduces him the right way his cup will get dislodged and then - bam! Right where it counts!

[Rooomer]

I think getting hard while wearing a cup is pretty rare -- the discomfort of poking into hard plastic would calm you down pretty quickly.  Regardless, cups do *not* make guys invincible.  If you get hit hard enough or the cup is too loose it can still drop you.  And to answer D Rawk's question before she asks it, yes, I'm speaking from experience :) 

[D Rawk]

LOL

[J. S.]

I never even knew that pulling the cup away would turn it against me. Back in the day I'd feel invincible if I was wearing one. It was always uncomfortable to wear but it was like go ahead and kick me, I'm good. But you could always feel the harder blows. Pulling it away and snapping it back never came to mind I didn't even know that was a thing. 

[D Rawk]

This wouldn't have occurred to me either. It would be fun to try. You guys can still feel the harder shots despite the cup? I have been told that cup doesn't always protect from the pain.

[Ryan moorehouse]

Oh let me tell you a secret. You can turn a cup against its user in a fight.

Just pull the cup away and snap it back for a OHKO.

This used to happen occasionally in grappling practice.

Alternatively if you dislodge it and then shuffle it around which either traps the balls outside (which hurts a lot, constantly) or squishes the balls between the cup and the body (which REALLY hurts)

Add a kick to the cup RIP balls lol.

[BustedBelowBelt]

I was busted a few times in soccer without a cup, having found them uncomfortable to wear for long games, and I regretted it. Ready this... now I'm not so sure.

[D Rawk]

I giggled at you getting busted in soccer because you found wearing a cup to be uncomfortable. I bet wearing that soccer ball was pretty uncomfortable too? I have to admit after reading this thread I now look at guys adjusting their cups during a baseball game differently.