New Year, No Nutz

[Lil Suzy]

A few days ago, I was chatting with Andy Lee (KITG Member), he made the observation that there hasn't been too much activity on the Real Story Blog lately. I felt I should give it a try to help out with that situation.

 

This story dates back to October 2019, Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. I remember it being a very warm, summery evening. I was wearing a very short, Hawaiian flower print pair of shorts, a T-shirt and I was actually in just my bare feet.   I was celebrating the holiday quietly, with just one friend. He's a guy I've known since my childhood, we've attended the same Jewish Youth Group for years. The both of us were hanging out on my front porch as we shared a bottle of wine to ring in the holiday.

 

I Just recently split with my husband and my friend figured this would be a wonderful time to try and make some moves on me. He tried to first convince me to just go ahead and divorce my estranged husband and the two of us should start dating and that we would be perfect together. I remember telling him that it was way too early for me to decide on what I want to do next and that I just want to take things very slowly. Apparently that wasn't enough to cool him down . He kept up with his suggestions, but he also became a little more aggressive and started grabbing at me. The fact that I knew him since childhood, I gave him some consideration and didn't fight back right away.

 

The thought of kicking him in the nuts crossed my mind many times. Maybe I should have given him a little warning on the dangerous situation he was getting himself into, but i didn't :smirk:  . For the next five or so minutes I kept pushing him away and told him to please stop. He was too determined and way too horny to listen or care. I finally had my fill of him, so I just squared up to him and kicked him in the balls with a nice popping slap sound, my bare foot smacked him in the junk.

 

 He stopped in his tracks, His eyes went wide OO with shock and fear and mouth agape 0 , the classic nut kicked face :smirk: He was surprised and shocked. He then fell out on my porch for the next several minutes. I remember standing over him with my arms akimbo and telling him that "I have no Issues with going right for the balls". I have no idea if he even heard me while he was on the ground tending to a couple of things. I find it sexy, that  several groups of people were within eye shot of our activity, so i am pretty sure people saw it happen. I still see My friend from time to time, he keeps his distance :)

[Lil Suzy]

@ Thomas Jones,

You would have to be very quick with the camera to catch that look, maybe if you had CCTV catching the moment, you'd get his reaction.

[Thomas Jones]

Great story. Love the description of the face. Many women I know when they talk about busting guys say they love the "funny faces" guys make. It is like the 3 stages of getting busted....1. shock 2. Realization of the pain 3. Acceptance that you are going down and not getting up for a while. and maybe 4. Embarrassment that a much smaller woman caused so much pain and that you are probably not getting up anytime soon.

It would be funny if a woman took a picture or short video of all the guy's faces right after she kicked them. For example, makes a calendar and every month a face of a guy she kicked that month. She would have to be a real ball buster to hang it on her wall at home, lol.

[Lil Suzy]

Thanks Barbara Ann. Actually he didn't say much about it, either he's staying away or just plain embarrassed about  it. He is a pretty meek and quiet guy usually, I have no idea what got into him that night...must have been the wine LOL

[Barbara Ann]

LOL, I love it. Did he say anything about that evening the next time you saw him ?

[BustedBelowBelt]

Oof, sounds like he had it coming, but props to you for showing restraint in giving him chances to back off. Still, I'm glad you sat him straight in the end. Though nice you still seem to consider him a friend.

[Lord Plums]

Ouch Suzy ,the 7-8 range on your scale has to be pretty.devastating.

I flinched just reading this

[Willie]

Great story. Thing is, had you done that to me I would have been even more attracted to you ! Love at first kick, I guess.

[KneeMyNuts]

Damn, that WAS sexy (the part where you kicked him and then stood over him in view of people, not the prelude to it)!  Thank you for sharing!

[James (LH)]

This is such a great story, he learned in a fun way for you, and maybe others did too from watching lol

[Dina]

L'chaim