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So I work in a restaurant. One of the manager girls (Audrey) has a pretty heavy Texas Accent, which one one the Mexican kitchen managers (Chris) likes to make fun of. Chris is laying it on heavy on Audrey, so she's already in a bad mood. Chris and I have been having a laugh at her expense for a while, As I'm coming out of the storage room, Audrey is coming in. She tries to punch me in the nuts, but instinct took over and I jumped out of the way. I said to her,"What the fuck was that for?"

"I don't talk like how Chris mocks my accent." She says.

"So why are you trying to punch me in the nuts instead of him?"

"Cuz you're laughing along with him!" she replied.

The rest of the day Im thinking back to that incident. Audrey is actually kinda cute, so the thought of her punching me in the balls kept me having to hide a hard-on for the rest of my shift. Something to think about.

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Comment by Allen Witts on December 8, 2019 at 8:20pm: Hear, hear, Donovan. I have very much the same thing- even though I want it, I still am nervous as hell.

Comment by Donovan Omar on December 7, 2019 at 10:08am: It's weird how we have the idea of women busting us to be hot, but we flinch and move out of instinct when it's unexepected.

Comment by t mac on December 6, 2019 at 5:30pm: You should try to make this happen. Try teasing her and this time you know not to block.

Comment by Greed on December 4, 2019 at 3:48pm: I know, right? As soon as I jumped out of the way, I thought, "Dammit. Totally missed an opportunity!"

Comment by Smack My Nuts on December 4, 2019 at 12:15pm: You should have egged her on afterwards by telling her that you were too quick and that there's no way she could get you.

Comment by Trent on December 2, 2019 at 10:57pm: As a fellow Texan, the logic makes perfect sense to me. Law of parties sorta thing.

Comment by Greed on December 2, 2019 at 1:27am: She never busted him. This happened a while back and I just thought to post it. However, we did get a running joke out of it. After I told Chris what happened, he would do her voice and accent, and I'd cover my nuts and say ,"Shit, man! I hope she's not here!" I would also tell him that maybe if I did her accent, maybe she would punch him in the balls.

Comment by NathanB on December 1, 2019 at 12:51pm: If she busts Chris, please post. A great deal of workplace harrassment could be minimized with effective internvention :)