Sympathy from Ball Bust

[Joshua Kirkpatrick]

Hey guys.

One of my favorite aspects of getting racked by/in front of a woman is seeing either sympathy or amusement in her eyes.

In that vein, I’ve started “accidentally” finding myself running into objects at waist height. While I’ve had a couple “are you okays”, most responses consist of a suppressed smile. Often if it is a group of two or more, I can here amused laughter once they think I can’t hear.

just wondered if anyone had pursued anything like this or had any ideas/experiences in that vein.

[John Franks]

Haha - that's hilarious!! With those women that suppress their smiles, find a way to talk to them about it later. You might find someone to help you with the act rather than a table corner.

[Joshua Kirkpatrick]

That would be ideal. Oftentimes it’s just a passing interaction though unfortunately.

[balzac]

I've been doing this for several years. One of my go-to methods is shopping with a hand-held basket at the grocery store, Walmart, etc. With the basket held casually in front of me, a corner resting on my thigh, I can often get it caught on somebody's shopping cart or a display shelf so that it nails one of my nuts. I've had some great reactions.

Do you use any particular techniques?

[Joshua Kirkpatrick]

Oh nice. That’s a solid one, I’ll hav ego give it a shot.

Usually I can find an area with enough rails/chairs as waist height. From there it’s simply kind of looking distracted at my phone or turning around quickly and running into something. Not super complicated lol, though sometimes I do go a bit harder than I anticipate. Usually I have to exaggerate the reaction but sometimes it’s pretty genuine.

I found that asking saleswoman where cups at sporting goods stores is a decent way to get a response. Usually younger woman kind of give a laugh or smile. In one instance a pair of girls was confused by what a cup was and I had to explain it which was interesting.

[Joshua Kirkpatrick]

I tried your suggestion at a local supermarket. May have just been an off day, but I tried the running into aisle sides with a strategically placed basket and did not get any noticeable response. I know these things can be hit or miss (pun not intended lol), but just wondered if you had any more suggestions.

[B. Black]

Mate be careful looking like you’re not right in the head. 

Try with friends first. Group of you and mixed company friends at the bar/pub. You must either flirt if single or express sympathy for a friend’s wife’s problems first. This part is key to get sympathy rather than laugh and forget. If you’ve got a good girl friend, talk to her about something intimate (not sexual). The when you leave, act crazy as if you’ve drunk too much and try to jump a bollard or wall or fence or bike rack or fire hydrant and fail embarrassingly. You’ll be mocked by most of guys but if the girl you’ve been sweet to all night sees you writhing in pain and doesn’t come to your aid she’s either weirded out, you didn’t do a good job, or she’s a sadist (>1% chance of this.)

I legit want to help you out even though I’m only into CB. Don’t go around banging your crotch into random corners. Gotta have a plan and execute it if you want the sympathy. If you just want to destroy your testicles and get laughed at I’m sure any random girl at a pub will do you for free if you ask her. But there’s nothing cool or special about that - just a girl being a cunt for her own amusement which she’s been told is her right since birth. 

[balzac]

B. Black, for those of us who have been into this for a long time, your warnings about damage are unwarranted. The activities we're talking about will not "destroy [our] testicles".

[B. Black]

Sorry, didn’t m mean that as a warning. You I know what you’re doing. I just meant that many girls would relish the chance to kick a random guy in the testicles, with that intention. If you asked a random girl to punch you in the face they’d look at you strangely and ask you to leave them alone. But they’d be game to kick a random guy in the testicles. 

[balzac]

My method has far less than 50% success. But some of the successes have been great.

[Joshua Kirkpatrick]

Gotcha. I realize it’s far from a proven science lol. If you don’t mind me asking, have you found a retain demographic responds more to an accidental nutshot? In my limited experience younger (early 20s) white girls seem to find it funnier/give more of a reaction.

[balzac]

No question the younger ones are more likely to find it funny, but even middle aged women seem to be mostly amused - probably in part because I don't overdo the reaction so I suppose they know that I haven't suffered any real damage.

[B. Black]

I think that makes sense. Interesting idea. Don’t make it too obvious. Formal events would be an awesome spot for this because the “ladies” won’t laugh, they’ll crowd and ask if you’re ok and concerned looks would be hot. Again. Don’t make it obvious and youll get more love.

Also, dude, i know this forum is really extreme but don’t hurt your balls - testosterone production destroyed plus an inability to have kids? The ultimate result of BB kink is always an end to a BB kink. Because people’s junk is destroyed and doesn’t produce test so they’re not interested in sex at all and/or they can’t have kids.