I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

even-though I'm allergic to peanuts, I love this creativity so far my fave :)

[Jeff Strompf]

Jennifer Maria, see if you like this one...I want to kick him in the balls SO HARD that....they will bounce like ping pong balls in his stomach. lol...

[Jennifer Maria]

lol

[Jeff Strompf]

Hi, Jennifer Maria.

What state are you from? I was hoping to hear a new one from you. Like this one "I want to kick him in the balls SO HARD that...his nuts will come out of his ears...one on each side. lol..
Lets keep in touch. You're a cool chick. How old are you?


Jeff

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

Excellent the visual gives me a shudders shivers & chills hahaah

[Weak dude]

Nice words!

[balzac]

I want to kick him in the balls so hard that...his father will feel it

[Adam Hartnett]

his sack comes out of his mouth like he's blowing a bubble

[dvhour (Site Owner)]

this is pretty hilarious too very funny Adam :)

[Sarah]

That puke will be flying out his ears.

[Marina Glückskeks]

I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..... up from next night there will be 2 more satellites orbiting around the earth

[3qzop0kpb0ql9]

haha I like that. That would be a fun one to try!