Love been a male!

[Ted]

I was at my sister-in-laws house last Saturday when the bust happened to me. My wife (who I have told many stories about her love of busting) and myself where invited over. A female friend was visiting from aboard who we hadn’t seen in a few years because of the whole covid thing and because we’d bought a new house also she does loads of travelling for her work. So anyway it was great to see her. 

Bit of passes story on our friend. We travelled with her around a bit of Australia and European. She lived with us a few times, she was always the best fun. She would making amazing food and always starting off mess fights with her & my wife against me. She has busted me a few times but only ever lightly nothing to hard. But this was years ago when we where young. So I never taught she bust me hard on Saturday night. 
 

We sat at the table eating and drinking. My sister in law is pregnant and the conversation turned to few problems she is having and the problems she is facing. I taught fucking hell thats rough! So I said ‘Can I just point out that I love been a man!’ The girls and the the other lads at the table all laughed. So later in the night I was talking to my friend with my wife, I said it’s so great to see you against and as we went to go back and join the rest of the people at the table, her and my wife hugged. She then said you now big guy, so I leaned in for a hug and she kneed me square in the balls! I bent over holding my balls and she said ‘Do you still love been a man now?’ My wife nearly fell over laughing. 

You have to say it’s a cracking way for her to open me up and a funny as fuck line after the bust.