Ballbusting Euphemisms

[colin canon]

I've heard a lot of different phrases for ballbusting, like "a kick in the nuts" or "groin attack" or "punch in the goolies" or "right in the sack" or "kick where the sun don't shine" etc., along with some more interesting, sexy ones like "I'll grab your manhood" or "scramble your eggs" or "I once went to the Nutcracker Suite," or my personal favorite "today I'll be eating crushed eggs!" Have any of you heard any similar phrases referring to ballbusting?

[Foo Bar]

• Making scrambled eggs
• Boxing practice
• Ego reduction therapy
• Playing kickball

The first one is great, because you can use it even in very public situations: "Darling, let's go home and make scrambled eggs."

[Julian Mercury]

High 5 to the low 2. (5 aka toes, 2 aka balls)

[Chris C]

Bruise the plums/peaches.  Always brings to mind the monkey steals peach technique. 

[Owen Divjerian]

"turn your babymakers into paste"

[Buster Berry]

Impeaching the junior senators

[Chefda]

The "needing a new pair" line is used in Cicakman 2 ("Geckoman 2" in English) to great effect. 

[Chefda]

1) "Plucking grapes", as per the ball squeezing scene in Bring It On 3: All or Nothing.

2) "Needing a new pair"/"new balls, please".

3) "I'll raise your voice a couple of octaves", as per a cutscene in the video game Jak II. 

[Chefda]

@colin Canon Kicking "where the sun don't shine" means to kick an ass, as per the expression "they think the sun shines out of their ass".

@tsm89 I'd swap "dingleberries" for "dangleberries", as "dingleberries" has another meaning. =P

[Ryan moorehouse]

A few that my pun loving dom used before.

Squishing berries, punching the painsack, mashing potatoes, stomping grapes, pain orbs, speedbag, knockout button, stress balls, ladies best friend.

There is probably a few more I've forgotten lol

[Jessica Woods]

Umm... you can have your boyfriend "by the balls", slap him "where it hurts" or take his testicles on your hands, look at his eyes and tell him you're going to "do an omelette with your eggs... slowly". They're so many expressions you can use :)