A bust that was a looong time in the making

[Tony]

This is a true story, and one of the more memorable busts that I've had. This story was a very long time in the making however the story is a little long so bear with me.

When I was like 12 I played on a baseball team with my best friend. My mom worked late all the time so his mom would take us to most of our games. Before we would get in the car she would remind us to make sure we had everything...our glove, bat, hats, etc. She would also ask us if we were wearing our cups before we got into the car. One time I forgot my cup at home but I lied without hesitation & told his mom that I had mine on. As we were putting our stuff into the car my friend's little sister (Megan) & I got into an argument over who was going to sit where in the car (Since she has always been small we used to make her climb back int the 3rd row of the SUV). Well this time she wasn't taking no for an answer. As I went to climb int the car she grabbed my arm. As I turned towards her she planted her foot right between my legs. His mom saw me drop to the floor & instantly knew I had lied about wearing my cup. As I was trying to stand she stood in front of me & she was very mad about it. Now, when I say mad, she wasn't mad at his sister for kicking me in the nuts. She was mad at me for lying to her about having my cup on. "What if you had gotten hit there by the ball during the game? How would I exlain that to your mother when I'm supposed to be taking care of you?" At this point I was incredibly embarrased; not just for being caught lying but also because as I stood in front of his mother & Megan I was doubled over holding my nuts due to the pain. After a few minutes I recovered enough to get into the car & we all went to the game. You can bet that before getting into the car for our next game his mom asked me if I had my cup on once again however this time she said that she wasn't playing games. After assuring her that I had my cup on she warned me that she would "let Megan cup check me again and if there was any question she would test it out herself" Although Megan would reference this incident more than once when threatening to hit me in the nuts as we were growing up, those are stories for another time.

Well, fast forward to when we were like 25...my friend & I were going to play on our sunday coed softball team. My friend was going to the game straight from work however he forgot his lucky bat so I went by his house to pick it up on the way to the game. His mom was home so she said hello & let me inside. I know he's my best friend but his mom was young & had always been insanely hot. She was petite, worked out amost daily, & had an athletic build (ALmost like a brunette Jennifer Aniston). I couldn't help but notice she was in yoga pants & a crop top. Megan was also home & I waved hello to her as I found the bat right where my friend told me it would be. As I was about to leave I said goodbye to Megan who wasn't getting up from the couch however his mom got up to lock the door behind me. She asked me if I had all of my equipment now. Well I was wearing my uniform & as I looked down at the bat, I thought about my glove which was in my car already. I assured her that I had everything I needed for the game. At this point she went to give me a hug goodbye. Because she is much shorter I leaned down to put my arm around her. Seemingly out of nowhere my nuts exploded in pain. Although caught completely by surprise I quickly realized she had just kneed me square in the nuts. A wave of nut crushing pain & nausea quickly came over me. The impact was made worse because she was wearing yoga pants while I was wearing pretty tight fitting baseball pants which didn't leave anything to pad the impact of her knee whatsoever. Also, I had spread my legs somewhat when I bent down to hug her goodbye; this gave her knee a clear path right up as she crushed my nuts against her knee & my pelvis. I fell forward, my hands only brushing against her waist & thighs as she quickly stepped back. With nothing to help hold me up I quickly crumpled to the floor. Megan sat up quickly on the couh to get a better look at what had just happened. As I lay on the foor clutching my nuts, the surprise of what just happned was still setting in, his mom put her hands between her legs & bent forward at the waist to lean closer to me. "Are you SURE you have all of your equipment?" she asked again. As I gasped for air I stammered & tried to tell her that I didn't mean to lie about not wearing a cup she couldn't stop mocking me. "Megan, it seems like these boys never learn" she said.Next she asked me "Who do you think Megan learned that from the first time?" As I looked up at her I couldn't help but notice that I could see down her shirt as she leaned forward & between her increadibly toned legs there was a sliver of ight peeking through her thigh gap. As incredible as she looked, the wave of pain & nausea intensified & I could only close my eyes as I rolled on the floor holding my nuts. At this point she told me that if I ever lied to her again I wouldn't have nuts to worry about after that.

She went & sat on the couch with Megan, the two of them speaking in hushed voices & laughing almost uncontrollably. After a few minutes the phone range & his mom went to answer it.By this point I had barely recovered but I was able to crawl from the hallway to the couch next to Megan. I curled up in the fetal position & I could see her trying to stifle her laughter. When his mom got off the phone she asked if I had my cup in my bag. I told her I did & she let me know that if I wanted to take my friends bat to the game I would have to put my cup on. By this point I was totally embarrassed that he had totally owned me. I picked up my bag from the hallway & walked gingerly to the bathroom. As I came out his mom was holding the bat I had come to get. As she handed it to me she quickly leaned in & cup checked me with the back of her hand. She then said she knew I was wearing it but wanted to make sure I wouldn't forget that she would be checking. As I was leaving I asked Megan how his mom knew I wasn't wearing my cup. "It's so obvious" she said. " In those tight baseball pants as soon as you move we can see if you're wearing a cup or not." It was at this moment that I realized his mom had set me up from the moment I walked through the door. I couldn't believe she remembered that first bust back when we were young but she must have thought about it more than once because when the situation presented itself she didn't hesitate to not only rock me in the nuts but also come u with a reason that it was my fault & I deserved it.

Sorry this story is so long but I hope you enjoyed it.

[Alan S]

Has this happened since?

[none66666]

Please tell us about the other times that she has busted you.

[Tony]

@Alan S: I don't know if she realizes how much I like it (there was one time when I was in a bathing suit that may have given it away) but she seems to go back to it just when it seems she's forgotten about it long enough for me to let my guard down around her

@KneeMyNuts: Glad you enjoyed, idk why it took me so long just to finally write it & share

@ 2swollen: Stacys Mom!!! That's a perfect reference lol

[2swollen]

Love this story!  If you haven't figured it out yet, she likes busting your balls. If you give it a moment, she's going to be Stacy's Mom in your mind!

[KneeMyNuts]

Wow, that's an awesome story! Thanks for sharing!

[Alan S]

That's awesome. You're pretty lucky to have found a woman like that. I'm sure you love it even if she doesn't know it

[Tony]

@ Alan S: She definitely enjoys doing it, she has this devious smile whenever she has busted me. A couple have been related to wearing a cup for baseball, a couple others were just her busting me to remind me not to question her rules.

[Alan S]

@tony that's awesome.  It seems she really likes doing it.  Any been as hard as the one from this story? Is it always in relation to the cup wearing for baseball?

[Tony]

@ Missy Gero: I'm glad you enjoyed it, I think it's one of if not my favorite bust I've ever been handed....or should I say kneed> lol

@ Alan S: She has gotten me just a few more times since then. She seems to get off on the fact that even though his sister has seen it happen my friend doesn't seem to know she's ever busted my nuts

[Alan S]

Great story.  She's a MILBB - Mom I'd Like to get Busted By.

Did she ever do it again?