I was dating this girl years ago. We were dating for a couple months at the time. I had met her mom a few times and she was a really nice lady. Actually hotter than my girlfriend. We were in our…

Since being on this site and talking to so many boys who are super into getting their testicles smashed into their throats, it's become clear to me that there is something of a secret epidemic of…

A while ago I wrote a post here, mentioning an upcoming vacation with my old friend and disciplinarian, Moon.  Well, the vacation happened, was quite pleasant, and changed our relationship a…

Back in November I posted a workplace conversation (you can revisit it…

We went to the beach and were standing behind the car. 

He was drinking a beer he'd brought with us and was like, "hey, try it :D  it tastes like mead! :D"

I said, "What?…