Should of said sooner

[Rosie]

So as some of you know I’ve busted a few balls in my time and I most prolific in secondary school. As you can guess no one asked me to do it so it came as a surprise a few years back when I was out and saw someone I went to school with who told me he always wanted me to bust him. He told me that he was to scared to ask or to scared I’d go over boar. This was great news to me because I knew I was going to bust some balls tonight. He said he never had been hit in the nuts and still wanted to see what it was like. I told him that I would be happy to help and I wouldn’t go to hard on him, this was music to his ears. He was ready for it straight away I’ve never seen someone drink a pint that quick. We headed round the corner and into an alley. I pushed him against a wall and and put his hands above his heands inbertween something so he couldn’t block it. I told a step back to take aim for a kick, after a few taps for target practice I took a step closer and asked if he was ready. As soon as he said yes I shot my knee up fast and hard. He bring his arms down and I quickly grabbed them and gave him another hard knee but held it there for a second. I kept him standing for about 30 seconds before I let him drop to the floor. He laid there all curled up for about five minutes before he managed to sit up he made a joke about hows he’s not going to ask for that again, we both laughed and I told him I he was lucky he got of with that. We went our separate ways and I’ve sadly never seen him again.

[Smack My Nuts]

I wish I knew you in real life.  I would totally ask for the same thing :) 

[Mike Brown]

Lucky guy! Wish it was me:-)