Revenge of the Ex; You’ve Made the List!!!

Richard had no idea what was in store for him when things ended between him and Lisa. He knew a few guys that had dated her, but they were pretty tight lipped about their relationships with her, as though almost under a gag order. Richard and Lisa were only together for two months before things ended, though they had been friends for many years. Even in their friendship, the topic of her exes never came up in conversation...little did Richard know, he was about to find out why.

The last argument that they had ended with Lisa telling him not to contact her anymore, and that their breakup was only the beginning before hanging up. Richard laid on his bed in confusion for several minutes, pondering what Lisa's last words could possibly mean.

"Why would she tell me not to contact her, and in the next breath say that the breakup was only the beginning?" he thought to himself.

Almost six months had passed, and out of the blue, Richard received a phone call from Lisa. After a few minutes of small talk and formalities, Lisa asked, "Can you meet me at my uncle's house? I'm staying here while I'm in town."

"Why? You told me not to contact you anymore."

"I just want to talk. About that, and other things. My uncle is gone for the weekend, so we'll be able to talk in private."

Richard was silent for several seconds, and then replied, "Fine. But I can't stay long."

"Trust me," responded Lisa, "It won't take long for me to get my point across. See you when you get here."

Richard arrived at her uncle's house about an hour later. She met him at the door wearing a short, form-fitting blue and green plaid dress that made every curve on her sexy body even curvier. Her hair had brown and blonde streaks and flowed beautifully down to her shoulders. On her luscious lips, she wore vanilla lip gloss, which was Richard's favorite. Before he could say anything, she pinned him against the wall with his hands over his head, and kissed him in a way she never did while they were dating. Instantly, he got a boner so hard that you could sit a soda can on it.

"Wha--what was that for?" he asked.

"I just want you to remember what you could've had; before I do THIS!" Before he could react, Lisa drove two full force knees into his nutsack.

"Haaaaahhhh! Aaaawwww! My baaaalllssss!!!" he moaned as he dropped to his knees, clutching his nads.

"Just like a man, thinking with the wrong head," she teased. "I told you our breakup was only the beginning! Congratulations...you've made the list!

"What list?" Richard coughed as he struggled to get to his feet.

"The list of exes who feel my wrath!" she replied, right before delivering a snap kick to his balls. Richard fell to the floor again, this time rolling up into a ball, moaning.

"Get up! I'm not done with you!" Lisa shouted. She pulled him up, and pinned him against the wall in a way where he was leaning into the wall with his legs spread, and no room for leverage. She then delivered a barrage of knees before letting him drop.

"Lisa...pleeeaaase. No more!" he begged.

"It looks like you like it! Look at how hard you are!"

"No! No! Please!" he pleaded again, but to no avail. She lifted his legs, and delivered a stomp to his balls, sending him writhing back and forth on the floor.

"This is awesome!" she laughed. Your balls are the weakest I've busted!" His eyes got huge as he tried to pull up on Lisa for balance. "Oh, no, Richie...You're not the first ex to be in this position!" she said as she uppercut his left nut, dropping him again.

"I wonder which nut is weaker? The left or the right?" she asked as she pinned him to the floor, and delivered alternating knees into each nut with amazing accuracy. Her assault continued for another half hour, which felt like an eternity, consisting of barrages of kicks, knees, and stomps, and grinds.

Now it was time for the coup de grace. She put one knee on both of his balls, squeezing them into the floor.

"I'm going to let you decide how this ends, she said diabolically. "Depending on how I shift my weight, I can crush your left nut, your right, or both! I'll count down from five, and you tell me which nut you want. If you can't decide, I'll take them both!"

"WHAT!!! YOU'RE CRAZY!" Richard screamed.

"You're in no position for name calling, she said seductively, reigniting his boner. "Now that your dick is out of the way...Five!"

"Lisa, please!"

"Four!" she shouted, increasing the pressure on both of his nuts.

"LISA, DON'T TAKE MY NUTS! I NEED THEM!"

"Three! Two!"

"NOOOOOOO!!! I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!"

"One!"

"OK! TAKE THE LEFT! SQUASH IT LIKE A GRAPE! JUST DON'T TAKE BOTH!"

"If I take them, I can't bust them again. This isn't over!" she said with one final knee, making him blow his load, a painful load in his pants. "This is what's going to happen every time I come home. I call you, and you better show up for me to bust your balls. Otherwise, I'll post the video of this, and tag everyone you know! I've hidden a camera right on the mantle."

Now, he knew why none of her exes talked about her. "When you're done nursing your nuts, you're free to go," she said as she kissed him on the ear, and walked away to the back of the house.

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