RAPID TRIGGER, BITCH

Introducing Romvoette Creambomb --- WOAAHH --- AND THE ASIAN FLAVORED GLASSBREAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ICeSlIcZTk

Sup guys. I got 48 cans of Uludag Gazoz Soda. Any questions Im the Queen? Matter of fact! Now that im back after so many years, im amayzed by how many things have changed and stayed the sayme.

Im a disbeliever of the positive! Cant believe im being remembered, cant believe i meet such nice folks, cant believe the forum has 5000 members now, cant believe one of them is finally the great Kat (not the weird ass metal musician though, lol) cant believe dozens of people have talked to her.
NOt that im too shy to talk to her. Im WAY too shy :D

Wayyy of the Tiger. Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon
Kicking angel hidden sadist

Yea cant believe a great many things, Darth Vader would say "I find your lack of faith disturbing" but other than that im quite the faithful, the spiritual ballbuster and i firmly believe in love, pain ant the bible of busts.

No apostates here, folks. We are a religion of sleaze!
I play your chiming bells so virtuosly. Like "Ahhh". "Uuuh." and "Oooh". SOmetimes "AAIIIII!" The only instrument thats sooo easy and so fun even i can play it. To shred bass in comparison proved to be sadistically hard and im not a masochist myself. I continue to be the sadofruit (highly acidic if you catch my drift) and im awfully creative and quirky.

Burp. Please dont ask me how many calories i drank this way today and this is supposed to be a diet hahaa

Whats up in 2020?

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Get into the groove, baby. I was nominated Queen of hangout by my quasi-bf, no, i didnt claim the prize, its no achievemnt, i was just born that way, what i claimed was a jar of coconut oil to keep my soles adorable.  Heres the plan for the onslaught 2020

1. Miss Psyderial, formerly known as the witch, coined the term "sensual sadism"in her blog that sucks so hard taht not even she remembers the URL.
2. Miss Psyderial eats too many big ass yogurts
3. Miss Psyderial meets 2 fancy effeminate bisexual masochist emo boys <--- pending
3. Miss Psyderial forms the deadly alliance with Miss Ny and will prowl, um, tour the world with socks pulled over our hatchets, looking for thee! <--- pending
3. Miss Psyderial asks for someone to donate her a 4, 5 and 6 key to stop using "3"
Have you ever taken a right, a left, and a right knee (Goddess Kat Style) and then staggered and wobbled and then there was a loud FINISH HIM! command? Hold on, i must be quick, i must input---

 "Triangle, Square Down, forward, down, R1, forward" 
"UGGGGGH" *ULTRA BALL CRUSH *testicle blood to your screen--- Balls destroyed*
Ectofruit wins... Ball-less victory. Feetality. Thats the kind of videos i wanted to make BUT NONE OF YOU FUXX HAD THE ACTUAL BALLS DOING IT. Yeah they wont hear me, they were in a german BDSM community but seriously man what the hell. i wanted to make clips unlike anyone ever did

Not like that im actually killing you. Your nuts will not be cast in lead then youre attached to the giant magnet at my ceiling. Psyderial wins... Cordless Victory. 

Hah... the but the 500.000 bonus points, very appreciated. Imagine someone ties you up to a rope from the ceiling in a way you can barely touch the floor with your toetips, like a ballerina.. And then you get an icicle rammed up your butt for a plug and youre being kicked and get all hot and by that the icicle melts and the floor gets too slippery and kicks swing you around like a half pig in a slaughterhoue. Subzero winsssss. Wheres your imaginative power.  

I always think about a certain LOTR Typo i made

"one ring to rule the mall..."
THE MALL?
Get busted Ringwraith style.
"One Swing to floor them all
One GPS to travel and find them
FOUr legs to fuck them up
And if you prefer slaps, we dont mind then" :D

Yes, four legs. A friend wanted to bust with me but shes like...
Neither into it nor is she bisexual to be into me. She said, regarding BB, "I never did this, cant be so hard finding someone to kick around abit" i thought like Sure, with HER look its not hard. Find us one. THen she suggested me people who offer money. and i figured this shit turns me off.
Because im a foot goddess not a hooker wtf. O_o Whats up these days. Just my thoughts, you know, pay if you like, but everyone wanting money for this like its the law of nature - women take, men pay.  NO girl on the other hand pays money to kick someone. Why are guys supposed to pay to be kicked?
Aswers:
1) The girl isnt as much into doing it as he is. Or not into it at all
2) Men make this happen by being willing to pay.
3) Give me a Cheeseburger already, fuck this society *signature quote*


I ve never charged for busting, its unethical to make a business out something as sacred as pain. let them pay hookers for intercourse but arent we priestesses?

Commonly, people came the way to me. I didnt even have to go anywhere. So they have the costs. And then they are supposed to pay yet? Shouldnt i rather give them half for the gas? Im serious. Im not the last of those classy ladies with integrity. Im the first of the bitches that just love their kink ENOUGH to not be corrupted by it.
WHITE IS MY FIRE. RADIANT IS MY FOOT.
I COME BY MYSELF, NO NEED TO HIRE - PAIN IS MY JOY AND MOOD.

On the other hand well, pay away.
Im being payed in Cheeseburgers, lets see can you take more than i can eat or can i eat more than you can take?

Dude that was a joke, i dont wana get fat <3


Im not the most beautiful, im not the hardest, the coolest, the swiftest, the kat'test (shes and adjective now) not the most famous and not the most unforgetable in the pain i inflict but you'll sure always remember me. For im the one who busts as i think it should be - love is free.. Keep your money, you cant buy a blessing, for thats what i aaaam. *Sky goddess smile*
 
RRRROSHAMBO TIME
Pa dam, BUMP
Pa dam, KICK
Pa dam, BUmp
Pa dam, FLOOR

Yo Nadz, the brotherhood of balls shall send us some more boys into our temple, they pile up here, moaning, aching, spent. All useless.

I wonder how Nadz fares these days. HOpefully good.
Im not hard to comprehend these days, you need to switch "IMAGINATION ---> ON" be trained in being young again :D Its time for.... Romvoette Creambomb - and the asian flavored glassbreak!

Let me lecture you, because if you knew how hot asian girls are... CONSPIRACY TIIIIME. They are actually a species from outer space that came to mate with humans, and be warned guys, if you have your Sony PSP in your jeans butt pocket and an asian girl walks by, then the screen's glass breaks because the massive hardon that you'll get stretches your jeans into oblivion.

HAve you ever watched torture porn? Not talking about the hostel movies. Torture porn is straight from heaven. Ni hao, Ranma!
Let me tie your hands behind your back and then you're forced to watch 2 japanese girls kissing for serveral minutes on YT until you utter sounds like you cant take it anymore.
PANTBURSTER CLIPS!
Even if you close your eyes the sounds will cause you to scream for mercy.

speaking of the audible realms... this composer has implemented an axel F tribute into his tune like an easter egg. Cooooool https://youtu.be/1Fsx0XhC7rA?t=3760

Thats how asian girls sound like. They come in this new kind of thing called 8D sound and stereo'd up that maked asian girls 16D. Omg... imagine asian girls with D cups ;_;

my mind plays torture porn on its own.... I only talked to two asian girls and it was online.... AWWWWW

Asian girls are.... the salt of the earth.
Asian girls are avatars, like god spoke from a burning thorn bush. Because if you  beheld their true nature you'd go nuts. BUt i go nuts anyway for how  divine they are, im into beautiful things, you know.
Asian girls are so untouchably beautiful they are the proof god is a sadist.

Three years ago i was in an apothecary and there was this... HAH... can we actually call it "girl"? This divine figure. in a black shirt with a white collar. She was busy typing on her phone. And i stepped into her vicinity, and the radiance consumed me, and....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAWWWWWD :D

Which other words could give you a remote idea of how not-of-this-earth she was.
Yeah thats why i like to be pansexual. That way im into almond eyed aliens <3

Asian girls are so divine. But guess whats divine too? My ass
Because i squat like theres no tomorrow and it looks like that of a 16yo O_o
Im crushing on my own ass, if it could talk, exxcuse me, i'd hit on it LOL

Racists sexists homophobes
and all you other assholes around the globe
we're here to tell you your time has come
Fuck you, you fucking scum
(Yes thats a song :D)

Ok im gone, see yaaaaa

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Comment by Sai on July 20, 2020 at 3:36pm

Hey :)

Du bist wieder zurück, warst einer der Gründe hier ein Konto zu erstellen :D

Mortalcombat Ballbusting jaaa finish him was eine mega Vorstellung :P 

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