New Years Morning Take Two.

[Tina]

On New Year’s Day, in the pre wee hours of the morning, 
I found myself sitting on my friend’s couch contemplating 
on whether I should drive home or catch some sleep on the 
couch I was sitting on. 

As I sat there, one of the other people spending the night
came over to talk, we exchanged conversation about each
other for a few minutes. 

I found out that he was an old rocker from the late 1980’s, 
a middle aged local Hair Band drummer that played the shore 
circuit with several local cover bands. It didn’t take long for 
the subject to turn a little sour, he made the suggestion that 
we share the morning together in the same bed. 

I told him I wasn’t interested in him at all. I told him over 
and over no, no, no.

He was very persistent and I eventually became nasty with 
him and told him that I didn’t want to wake up in the morning 
and the first thing I’d see was going to be his ugly face. 
He wasn’t giving up, I listened to his babble about his glory
days and how great it would be to sleep with a local glam hero. 
I asked him to leave me alone and to go away. 

He wasn’t leaving and after what probably was 30 minutes of 
going nowhere, I kicked him right in the balls from my seated
position with my pointy toed boots, the cute ankle high variety. 
The ball of my foot just under my toes landed a direct hit to 
the nuts. 

I then pushed him up and away, pressing his balls up into his 
pelvic area like I was pressing hard on my car brakes in order 
to stop on a dime. 

Initially he looked scared and shocked. His second move was 
to grab his crotch and double over. He then ran frantically out 
of the room doubled over with a pair of sore nuts in his hand. 

What a shocker, it’s no longer 1989 (ha ha ha). I sat on the
couch with a big smile and I was able to chuckle my way to sleep.

[Kinks_and_kicks]

Pointy toed ankle boots! Sexy and great for kicking nuts ;)

[Tina]

thanks Ted, your comment gave me a big laugh : D

[Jessika K]

very nice, good job, some of the comments here are funny. If this guy only knew he was being laughed at hahahahahahaha.

[Emerson]

well, you could say your foot did to his balls what Nirvana did to that genre : D

[Ray]

hmmm, I bet he can hit those high notes now.

[Tina]

just want to thank the few members that told me to post the story and I want to thank Dvhour for the editing help. 

[pete-VA]

Yep, do NOT mess with a Jersey Girl !!! Nice shot Tina.

[greeneyedsusan]

1989, that's funny, he probably got the same even back then.

[nolizards]

Nice one Tina! Glad to see you started the new year with a bang!

[Smoo]

"He then ran frantically out of the room doubled over..."  For the life of me, I can't remember who wrote about it, but it reminds me of someones story at a BBQ where they busted him and the guy ran like 60 feet before dropping.  Just like then - His nuts must have taken over and wanted to put as much distance from you as fast as possible!  :-P

Good lil story!