I was at a pub with one of my college girlfriends. It was a cool late winter or early spring evening; I was wearing my college hoody, jeans and my Darcie style Doc Marten boots. I happened to be sitting near an open seat at the end of the bar. A very scary looking guy sat next to me in the open stool, he had his hood over his head, very odd and mysterious. When he spoke to me, he didn’t make much sense because of his accent and his high level of intoxication, it was very garbled and slurred. When he talked to me I just nodded in agreement with everything and anything he said. This was probably a big mistake on my part. About 30 minutes later my friend and I settled our bill, paid our tip and went our merry way out on the street.  We stopped to figure out our next establishment to visit when all of a sudden the scary hooded guy came out of the bar looking very angry and confused. He spotted us and walk towards my friend and I. I assume he wanted to know where we were going or why we left him so quickly, I’m not exactly sure what the hell he was trying to say, but he sure was angry. He aggressively slammed his fist into his hand as he yelled at us; all I could understand was the word “Puta”. I looked at my friend and I could see she was terrified, I was too, totally stunned and full of fear. He took two very quick steps towards me, but I didn’t think twice… in one swift instinctual reflex, I kicked up and sent my boot EXTREMELY hard into his nuts and it made such a loud punching THUMP sound on contact with his groin. The look on his face was of total surprise, shock; he was stunned I did such a thing, almost a how dare you look. He let out a weak groan that seemed to come deep from within his diaphragm, he then dropped like a boneless rag doll to the sidewalk crying. My friend and I didn’t stick around long. In my mind this guy was completely TKO’d, (just throw in the towel). Out of shot nerves and disgust we decided to head back closer to college where it was deemed safer. As we were driving it started sinking in that I just booted some unknown guy in the balls really, really hard and made him cry. It was at that split moment my friend and I both just started laughing hysterically. I literally had to pull the car over I was laughing that much.

 

I'm going to try the same trick Susan did and insert the boots i had on that day.

 

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Comment by Kinks_and_kicks on June 4, 2014 at 7:54pm

Love the story and the boots! I've been kicked with doc martens before (not ones with a heel though) and I can tell you  they are excellent nutcrackers ;) love taking some kicks and stomps from docs!

Comment by Andrew R on July 7, 2013 at 8:48am

Good on you ...

Comment by bobbie lynn on January 13, 2012 at 3:20pm

saw that you were one away from 30 so I'll say hello and keep up the good work.

Comment by Sydney Marie on November 23, 2011 at 10:03am

Wow Em, you take no prisoners do you? lol

Comment by Sharon on November 17, 2011 at 9:19am

Eww god, good shot.

Comment by Lil Suzy on November 14, 2011 at 3:15pm

Love the boots.

Comment by Othersider on November 11, 2011 at 9:54pm

I totally loved the story!!!! thank you for that! and girls, i loved your comments!

Comment by Tina on November 11, 2011 at 10:02am

They are cute boots, but I'll bet Mr Hood doesn't find them all that appealing. I sure hope they come in hot pink.

Comment by Danielle on November 10, 2011 at 12:31pm

My favorite reaction. Bravo :)

Comment by Victoria on November 10, 2011 at 7:21am

I love those boot, I have to get a pair in black.

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