Jogger simulated bust

[Rami Mizrahi]

This happened a few years ago. I was looking out of my window casually, overlooking a square, when a petite Chinese woman came jogging passed. She met a Chinese man there she knew, and they started talking, right under my window.  The man was maybe twice her size, and looked pretty physically fit. Of course, I have no idea what was said, but after a few second she laughed, raised her leg up really high, and simulated kicking him in the face a few times. It was hot because her jogging shorts were so short and her leg was so high.

He seemed a bit embarassed and tried to play-fight back, but his boxing stance wasn't very good, and she flicked in another face-kick. Probably out of pure embarassment, he tried to kick her- but she hooked his leg and delivered an almighty simulated kick to his balls, with a huge kiai that I could her all the way upstairs.

The look on his face at that second was priceless. Absolute shock and disbelief, and deep embarasssment. But she had made no contact, and he quickly recovered his manly posture and probably said something to the effect of "let's be grown-ups" or something, in a grown-up and authoritive manly way. She just laughed at him. I got such a boner I thought it would burst. I wonder whether he did too.