Jamie Busts on the Bus

[Willie]

Friday night games were the worst. We had to travel long distances and were always coming home in the dark. But that wasn't so bad since it gave us ample opportunities for mischief on the bus ride home.

I was in the marching band and much to our delight, the cheerleaders had to ride on the bus with us (instead of the filthy football players).

On this particular night I was sitting alone in the second row, left hand side, and Jamie and her other cheerleader friend Nicole were in the row in front of me.

The girls were really worked up about something and I tried my best to overhear what they were saying. Unfortunately, there was so much ambient noise that I couldn't make it out, so out of boredom I stretched out into a plank and closed my eyes.

Then it happened. Jamie whirled around in her chair and faced me. She said something to me and like an idiot I thought I would pretend I was sleeping. She said something again, something a little dirty (I heard the work "dick"), and again I pretended I was asleep.

Jamie looked at Nicole and said "I think he's asleep..." She paused. "I think I'll wake him up..."

What? I thought.

Jamie leaned forward, balled up her fist, and slammed it into my balls.

I oofed out all the air in my lungs and clutched my balls - I did not expect this at all - but I should have.

As I comforted my throbbing nuts, Jamie whirled around back into her seat and told Nicole: "I think he's awake now..."