Heaven N Hell

[Isabel Fontana]

   This one is fresh, happened just yesterday! It's more than a story, more than an entry, it's the ultimate proof that I'm a little devil. I busted a friend, which is something new for me since I prefer busting unkwown imbeciles. Well, the scene begins at the second floor of a club, all lights are very weak, mingling, close to cease, I'm standing around some friends, drinking and chatting. We were all on a red large couch. I got really drunk for my own sake, I drank three vodka shots and five beer cans, why in heaven's name did I go that far? High, so high. We are getting to heaven, just hold your horses, dear readers. I have to let it clear that when I drink I also get very, very sleepy.

   Well, this friend of mine, Pedro, was just being sweet, gently touching my hair, going through my cheeks, asking how I felt, If I was ok. I was headed down all the time, cause I was very drunk and sleepy. He whispered some things to my ear, but without malice, maybe some interest, but not malice. He gave me his fullest attention while the others kept talkin'. That whole scenario was giving me some fantasies, so, well, I planned a "prank" (just love pranks). I played like I was sleeping, right there, out of sintony, blacked out... I placed my still hand over his groin, I felt his soldier standing up (heaven time). He just moved my hand away! That's a lesson for you guys, this is how a gentleman behave. Minutes later, he would still be doing me caresses, I placed my hand again, playin' numb. Then I pretend a sudden awake that resulted in a total twist of balls (hell time)! His eyes rolled, his mouth got wide opened, he started to breath frantically, moaned once, twice. "I'm so sorry, shit. Shit. Sorry. Ow...", he tried to reply, but was still double over in pain, owwww, ow, uhhhhm, ow, mmm, ow (yeah, that means: you scrambled my balls altogether). I whispered at his ears: "how do you feel now? you're ok"?

[Fats Kracken]

That's awesome. You have a gift at this game. If only there were more like you..

[KingKiller]

Oh, that's just...something special.

[Marcelo de Abreu]

Oh my G'd, this realy turns me on! Simply perfect, and the end you whispering at his ears... Your best history girl!

[giordy]

I would have noticed it wasn't an accident! :-)

[Mz Jhoana]

lmao.. soo naughty!!

[Carol Ramsey]

great story hun

[Lisa]

LMFAO That's SO funny! Nice job hahahah

[Rizzla+]

Hell or heaven? Nice little story.

[Daniel A.]

what club was it?