Groin Kicks to be made illegal in several U.S. states.

[Sean]

On Tuesday, March 27th Governor Marcelleno proposed the "Personal Physical Safety Act" against unfair means of violence used in a manner other than protecting one's self. Other states have proposed similar bills including New Jersey, Florida, Texas, Massachusetts, California and at least 11 other states. Marcelleno was reported as saying the goal for the Bill was to prevent unnecessary violence and promote social equality. While it is currently being treated as just a bill, The Personal Physical Safety Act is receiving play by both major political parties in many of the larger American states. More later as the story develops.
-From Sean
P.S. Happy April Fools Day, KITG!!!

[this person]

Bravo. =p The funny thing is, I wouldn't be at all surprised if something like this actually happened.