Dental hygienist, I think she's a buster!

[Liquid Metal]

I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning, and checkup.. 

She asked me about any new medical issues, and I let her know I had detached retina surgery. 

We got to talking about lasic, and how she thought the worst part was the smell when the laser burned the lens, like burnt hair. 

Then, she says the only other time she smelled that smell was when she was with her husband during his surgery. 

So, I asked her what surgery would have that smell, and she says, "you know, the ol' snip,snip" and winks at me.. 

Oh, Vasectomy, I replied, I didn't know you'd want to be there.. She says excitedly, "I wanted to watch everything!" And then she goes on to say that she even had her husband convinced that the doctors were gonna let her actually do the cut with the scissors, like the dad always gets to cut the umbilical cord on the baby! She said it was fascinating, the only thing she didn't like was when they cauterized the tubes, the smell of burning flesh, she didn't like that part, but she said she had a great time, and it was fun teasing him for weeks about it after, and telling him all the details of what she saw. 

It was a funny story, but yeah, pretty sure she's a buster, or wishes she was if her husband isn't into it.