Busted by the Bike: An Unfortunate Accident

[Ibrahim Moizoos]

I recently remembered this experience from when I was 12. One fine summer day, I was riding my bike down my street with some friends. Without a care in the world, what could my young self have to worry about? Certainly not the large beam that sat menacingly between my legs, as it goes with riding a bike. I came across some sort of bump in the road, and it didn't seem like anything that would be a problem. Not even thinking about it, I let my wheel run over it. Suddenly, everything was not okay at all. In an instant, I found myself slumped over the handlebars, chin resting on them, with both feet dragging on the ground and arms flailing around. The icing on this cake of misfortune was that the spread of my legs across the bike frame had allowed for nothing but my uselessly thin shorts to protect my manhood from the thick metal beam. My eyes widened and teeth clenched as I felt each of my man orbs get pushed across either side of the beam, with the direct center of my not-so-happy sack getting crushed against my pelvis. The bike and I continued to roll along like this as I began to realize what happened, before the rush of agony overwhelmed me and I collapsed along with the bike, wheels spinning and me moaning. My male friends looked on in sympathy, while the one girl, Meg, giggled at the sight. I got up and limped back home, where I spent the next couple days checking to see if I still had the contents of my scrotum. Soreness and regret defined those days, and to this day I am woeful to take such risky choices while riding a bike. 

[Lakesha]

I seen that happen. Thats the worst especially for the boys.

[Jeff Swenson]

Ahhh this straight up happened to me too. It hurt so much and I was in the country on the dirt road so i actually landed on the bar and road it in the ditch that had tall grass while sitting on my balls so i didnt wipe out on gravel. A bad part about landing on the bar is it hurts so much you want to not ride any more, but chances are you are to far to walk.

[Maskedguy 1.7]

i wonder how those bicycle parkour training (some video on youtube), did they use groin protector?

[Ibrahim Moizoos]

Well damn, that is interesting. Subtle revenge, I suppose!

[Mz Jhoana]

@ Ibrahim- aye!! that made me wonder so much too, I got nerdy and looked it up, and it looks like it has something to do with how women rode a bike in the old days when they wore big dresses!!  I cant help think, How funny. So basically it was a Victorian invention MEN made to make it respectful for sexually oppressed victorian woman to ride a bike!! LMAO!!- Hmmm I guess pay backs a bitch- or a metal bar between a guys legs- ouch!  Yet another example why its better to be a woman!! lol.

[Lil Suzy]

I bet that's a common occurrence in neighborhoods around the world. Boy falls on bike, welcome to your manhood.

[Ibrahim Moizoos]

It's a danger we all face. Makes me wonder why women's bike designs have the low bar instead of the mens lol

[Mz Jhoana]

omg ive actually saw this happen to one of my friends when I was 16. He was on a bike with a girl and she was on the seat while he was peddling the bike. We were messing around, and I was riding my bike next to his and we was just kinda racing and getting close to each other when He hit a bump or something and stopped short, and the bar slammed right between his legs, at the same time the girl slid forward and on to his back. So basically all of his weight and her weight and both of their forces smashed right on his huevos- aye ¡Dios mío! the girl and I at first thought he was just playing, and we was laughing at him,  but he looked like he was gonna pass out for real! That boy was really hurt! There was nothing we could do to help him ya know, but I remember it took him like almost a half hour to get up, and couldnt walk normal for a while.