a girl named ashley

[Corny Cornilius]

so last night I wanted to try the "ask a random girl to kick me in the balls" again.

I was walking back from the gym and I saw this asian girl wearing tight jeans and high heels and I thought to myself "she is perfect".  I went up to her and said "i know this is going to sound weird, but can you knee me in the balls 3 times" and she said "holy shit for what" and I said "it's for a fraternity thing" she started to laugh and to my surprise, get ready to knee me.  before she started she asked what frat and I told her the first one that came to mind.

I set myself up backed against a car so that i could not move backwards. as she approached me I asked her if I can hold her waste and she did not care.

the first knee was pretty hard and dropped me to my knees and she was laughing the whole time and saying I can't believe Im doing this. The second knee was not that bad and neither was the third.  after this I asked her if she can do some more.  surprisingly she said yes and did not ask me why (she must have been enjoying herself).  Next I asked for some kicks to the balls with her high heels.  she kicked me in the balls three times in a row with out me dropping extremely hard (mostly because I did not have a chance to drop). after she finished i fell to the ground holding my balls and scanned her from her shoes to her eyes. she then said "you're taking this like a champ" and I got up and said "can you do one last knee but hold it there". she then got ready and then kneed me really hard and held it there smashing my balls. my legs went week and I again fell to the ground.  she then picked up her bag and said "I wish i can help you feel better but I have to go" and I said "please stay" and then I watched her tight ass walk away from me while I was holding my balls.  when she got about 5 yards away I yelled "can I have your number?" and she said "what's your name" and I said my name and she said hers.  then she said "Ill see you around"

I wish I knew her last name because then I could friend her on Facebook. She actually seemed to enjoy kicking and kneeing me in the balls and I would love to continue to let her do so. 

comment on some improvements I can make.  such as other routes I can go to have girls kick me in the balls more often.