A Boyfriend That Busts Himself

For some odd reason, I have been blessed with the miracles of about weekly mishaps, sometimes more often than that, where I hear my sweet geeky man yelp out at his own accidental roughness with his boys. He jumps and lets out pained complaints of how he's scratched his scrotum too hard or pinched them getting up or sat on them. he never fails to turn my face red and stir me up with his announcement of how he hurt himself, like i might need to know. <3 <3 <3

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Comment by Pik Hansen on November 1, 2015 at 6:31am: @CG: I wouldn't be a frequent user of that app, I usually recognize sarcasm when I see it ;-). But in this case my radar must have been out of order - or I didn't recognize the sarcasm, because both you and Allen refer to comments that have either been deleted or are to be found elsewhere on the site. Allen's comment tells me that some rather "unplatonic" comments had been asserted.

Anyways, is the bit about you riding the nerd train a part of the "I just love"-sarcasm or not? There seems to be the tendency that girls/women who are into bb (or just general domination) prefer nerdy (and usually weaker) guys, because they are easier to bully around and will let you get away with it.

I forgot about this part earlier: Why do you turn red when he announces in which way he hurt his nuts this time? How can you possibly manage to hold back a laugh in those situations? I just love the idea of him hurting his nuts somewhere around the house, probably the basement, and then he walks the whole way up the stairs to you in the living room and interrupts your reading a novel just in order to deliver a detailed report on his latest nut accident. Next time you should do a check up on him to see if everything is ok - and make sure to bust him a bit meanwhile :D:D

Comment by MadisonGuy on October 31, 2015 at 12:37am: Try using italics CG Staurt, that seems to be the most accepted way to convey sarcasm.

Comment by CG Staurt on October 30, 2015 at 6:48pm: @Pik Hansen

wish there was an app that interpereted sarcasim over the world wide web, lol ;) no, i don't love it, sorry for the confusion!

Comment by Maskedguy 1.7 on October 29, 2015 at 11:54am: i,m around 5'2" (about 162cm)

Comment by Pik Hansen on October 29, 2015 at 8:50am: CG, you love it when guys ask for pics of your feet? There was a big theme in here where the ladies felt harassed by such questions. Interesting that you enjoy it :-)

Comment by CG Staurt on October 29, 2015 at 3:26am: hey maskedguy 1.7!

i'm about 5'2" and he is about 5'9" or 10" (not sure, i'm just guessing)

Comment by Maskedguy 1.7 on October 27, 2015 at 3:39am: hello, how tall are you and your boyfriend..

Comment by CG Staurt on October 25, 2015 at 1:33am: @Allen Witts

i just love it when people ask for my shoe size and pics of feet, lol

i also love a gentle quiet guy who isn't so into being macho and showing off. confidence in ones own skin is a super sexy character trait. i ride the nerd train 100%!

thanks for the comment, glad you found some "platonic" enjoyment out of my lil article! :)

Comment by Allen Witts on October 22, 2015 at 12:57pm: Y'know, a lot of the comments you see from guys on here are often just clearly because they're looking for wank material....

But seriously? I actually find this really cute/endearing ^^ Also the description of "my sweet geeky man" is just lovable :) (said so as a rather geeky fellow who prides himself on being kind and compassionate)