A friend was wiggling his ass at me and one of my girlfriends from work, it was only the three of us on my back deck. My friend wiggling his ass was saying “Check out this grade A ass” and stuff like that. I had a few wine coolers working their magic on me and I was in a very playful mood. So as he did his Ass Dance, butt pointing right at me, I kicked him between the legs.I was sitting down, but I was able to get a good foot right in where it counts.

He barked out…