I just wanted to tell you all about the busting experience I had with my wife. I'm not a writer, so bear with me:

My wife has been busting me for about six years. It started off really slow, and hasn't really worked its way up until recently. For a long time, I usually just took one decent kick on my knees from the front or from the back. About a year or so ago, I longed for more. I started trying to take multiple kicks at a time. So every now and then, I'd ask her to kick  me…