My bf and I have been dating for eight years and our ballbusting relationship is basically one sided, it’s a fetish for me and a pain in the balls for him : D  This past Valentine’s Day I spent a long afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my bf.  But instead of a romantic night together I ended up kicking him in the balls for two very good reasons (#1) I wasn’t too thrilled w/ the same cliché box of chocolates and (#2) Don’t tell me there were too many onions in the chicken cacciatore, POW…