If some female friend or gf were to bust my balls (warning they’re big and often hang low - some women prefer smaller ones so FYI). 

if anyone were to, I’d want it to be a completely unexpected surprise. Either not looking or my eyes are focused on something else or from behind. I have to be caught unawares because I’ll never let it happen on my own. Or a trick knee when expecting a hug or kiss. 

i haven’t been hit there in many years. I’m sure I’m pretty sensitive down there. I…