My sunburn still plagues me, more in the face though, the one at my feet is gone. I picked a Sony Bloggie Cam for 20 in Ebay and thought im well equipped or sake i picked that tiny cam up. Because the large Cam is out of play for the most banal reason in the universe Oo

Fun thing how i bragged to Nic about the 400min Lithium Ion Accupack and how it lasts forever, turned it on, 237min left... but the accu had been neglected too long and suddenly it went down to empty. And i cant…

A very short little story.

Last week while out hiking with my wife we stopped off for a bit a make out. We kissed for a bit then the petting started then out of no where my wife, who have a skin tight pair of leggings and a a tight T-shirt, slapped me in the balls!

I backed away and I was bent over holding my balls. I look over at her she was smiling and then started to slap her pussy in skin tight leggings which rapped around her pussy and ass beautifully. She was…

The boredom you feel others call depression

But you are used to so much more

You are not impressed, just bored

Just bored and lonely, that I am



Im Neris, i drank the night

Im Neris, I drink the night

Im Neris, I'll drink the night on

Until the night is me.



And they beckon better times would come

Claim its beautiful to imagine a bright horizon

But everything is empty and bland

Extinguish that tale of a light

Because i…

Hey, I'm interested in physics, and I was wondering if anyone knew the force or pressure needed to rupture the average testicle?

https://imgur.com/gallery/rimggZt

https://streamable.com/8b1pll

Psyderfire!! Rapid repeat :D

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In dieser Geschichte benutzte ich einfach FIguren aus meinen zahlreichen anderen Geschichten, ein Crossover of sorts. Es ist hauptsächlich Dialog, der auf detaillierte Beschreibungen der Umgebung verzichet. Malt sie euch selbst aus. Der Junge in der Geschichte ist das Objekt der Begierde, und es mag verwirrend sein, er wird sowohl in dritter Person abgehandelt als auch als mit "du".  Weil ich ihm beim Schreiben gern nahe…

...and why you are a philistine.



Im frequently asked what im into, and what i like most.

BUt do you really care to know, or do you just want me to answer

like the hooker from F.M.J. that comes over to joker and Rafteman?

"Well baby, me so horny, me love you long time. You party? Me sucky-sucky, me love you so much" 

Everyone knowing the witch for a minimum of time knows what shes into.



Fancy effeminate emos.

Shorthaired tomboy girls

Metal…

Dear fellow sadists,

One wonderful person reminded me: "BB is athletic" (quote Miss S) 

 

How about we be sadistic on ourself and motivate each other for some daily Squat torture! What do you say?  I want you to go to the gym with me that was in the mail today, its no fun to go alone!

*hands you a gym flyer*

>>>

"Here at the SadistShapers gym we train like Kat the saviour. Try our willing living training Equipments, the numbers branded into to…

RAPID TRIGGER, BITCH

Introducing Romvoette Creambomb --- WOAAHH --- AND THE ASIAN FLAVORED GLASSBREAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ICeSlIcZTk

Sup guys. I got 48 cans of Uludag Gazoz Soda. Any questions Im the Queen? Matter of fact! Now that im back after so many years, im amayzed by how many things have changed and stayed the sayme.

Im a disbeliever of the positive! Cant believe im being remembered, cant…

(2/2)

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The portly merchant was sweating profusely in his mustard brocade coat trimmed with mink fur. The Campanian border guards were highly suspicious of his shipment of spices and semi-precious jewelry. The plain mountain folks of their nation had little use for such frivolities, and travelling merchants had become rare,…

This chapter’s new and returning characters are played by (in my mind's eye only, this is in no way endorsed by the performers mentioned here):



Lucette, the butcher’s daughter = Lucy Laistner,



Amy the Gnome = Bunny Ayumi…

i was at a BDSMmeeting yesterday. 15ppl had signed to come. 1 showed up. That guy wasnt into BB. And they say RL is more real than online

Sensitive reader summary of last chapter’s ending:

The Slay Belles fought the five bandits led by the fell druid in the main hall of Delilah’s inn, while Razasha was trying on dresses upstairs with her. After managing to eliminate the thief, Aelith and the twins were ensnared by an entangle spell that left them unable to fight. Aelith was gagged and badly injured by the druid, before he ordered…

Razasha’s back was killing her, and her poor naked feet were getting calloused from the jagged rocks scattered on that potholed human road. The dwarven shield maiden Freya didn’t lie, when she said she would make a nice pack mule. Now more or less “enrolled” as a hireling of the Slay Belles, that all-female roving party of adventurers specialized in monster castration, the towering orc vixen had been assigned to provision duty. Her broad green back, already…

Razasha was in a world of pain. Sure she had been kicked in the cunt before, on more than one occasion to be honest, but never this close to an orgasm. She felt like her delicate blooming flower had been crushed by the weight of an iron-rimmed chariot wheel loaded with anvils. All of the nerves endings in her still engorged crotch were furiously shooting sparks of a deep, gut-churning pain that made her atrociously nauseous. The steel-toed boot of Freya the…

Content Warning: The second half of this chapter includes potentially triggering themes, like sexual assault, non-consensual bondage, graphic castration and threats made on an infant. The graphic material will start after the ** sign, and a summary with extreme elements removed will be included in the next chapter for comprehension. The reader’s discretion is advised.

Author’s note: Delilah the innkeeper is played by (in my mind's eye…

A tale of Fantasy Ballbusting

The characters are played by (in my mind's eye only, this is in no way endorsed by the performers mentioned here): 

Razasha the Horny = Flaming Goddess (perpetually frustrated busty and naive half-orc)

Freya Stonegrinder, Dwarven Shield Maiden = Samantha Lily (Top-heavy…