Since being on this site and talking to so many boys who are super into getting their testicles smashed into their throats, it's become clear to me that there is something of a secret epidemic of clueless young preteen-teenage schoolgirls kicking balls without thinking of the future consequences. 

It seems as though getting your dick and balls forcibly kicked into your buttholes plays a large part in how you turn out sexually.

I think it's hilarious to imagine all these young,…

In my formative ballbusting years I noticed something pretty great. 

Sometimes you'd kick a stubborn boy in the dickballs, but he wouldn't go down immediately, hey, it happens...

Anyway, you'd see him  struggling to stand as his balls kept telling him to give up. Sometimes they grab onto something like a tree, or a friend, or hilariously sometimes me. 

What they never seem to expect is the almost immediate second full force nut slam that sends their brain into the ice…

Okay so lemme just say, that hindsight is 20/20 

And this seems a bit cruel now, but if you read my Discussion section you'll know this is just how it was at my school. [shrugs]

I was at school and me and my gf were hanging around the locker when we saw Hudson, he had his back towards us and was just going about day, doing his locker thing, putting books away or whatever, nary a care in the world. 

So my friend Bethany says, "I'm going to kick Hudson in the balls so fucking…