I have this one woman that I pay to bust my balls and she can absolutely terrify me at times. She's not super mean or anything, but her kicks are extremely accurate and extremely strong. Normally I can take 3-5 kicks without dropping but when she kicks me, I drop every time. And not just a regular drop down, get back up after a few seconds. No like I straight up can't breathe, shivering on the floor about to pass out kinda dropped. You know how when a woman kicks you barefoot, super hard in…