I was playing soccer at work today. I played offense and I was cornering a player near her goal. I stood there with my legs open as to not let her dribble left or right, but instead of trying to pass me, she took a shot at the ball. It landed right between my open legs. She let a giggle out, casually controlled the ball and took off with it, almost walking pass me as I was unable to react. She was already far when I grab my balls and went limping towards the bench.