i haven't been on the site much lately, but wanted to share a quick story.  i recently broke up with my b/f.  we have been off and on for a long time, but this time it might be for good.  it wasn't a bad break-up and there wasn't any hard feelings but obviously not easy for either of us.  

so i went over to his apartment a couple of days ago to pick up a few things.  i wasn't planning on busting him, but as i was getting ready to leave, i just saw a perfect opportunity.  he was…