In my last blog I told you I had found a new guy. We seem to have been together for ages, but it’s only been a month more or less.

Unlike John and Gamba, Marcel isn’t his real name. Those guys are history now, but I don’t want to risk identifying him. He’s in his mid-40s with black hair that is still thick but peppered with some grey. In his right eyebrow there is a single white hair, which I find cute. He’s medium height, which means his balls are within easy reach for me, and he’s…