When I first got to prison, I had to go through a medical screening with all the other new inmates. The physical was performed by a very cute, older woman. I would guess she was in her late 30's or maybe early 40's. She was about 5'5", with wavy black hair, and Asiatic facial features. I have had hernia checks before, so I thought I knew what to expect. It had been a while since a woman touched my genitals, so I was pretty excited about this physical. Anyway, by the time she had looked me…