I've known for years that it's hot to get kicked in the balls.  Both my parents worked, so I was left to watch TV a lot.  Every weekend, cable stations had movies on where some guy was getting kicked or kneed by scantily clad women.  None of my friends shared my fetish, so it was my secret.  My uncle gave me his VCR player and all his movies.  I was able to pause scenes or watch them at slower speeds.  I ruined Crocodile Dundee by pausing it too much on the knee scene.  In junior high…