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Comment by 2swollen on February 21, 2012 at 1:40pm

More from Maxim +100500   baka

Comment by 2swollen on February 19, 2012 at 5:31pm

Greer Barnes- this dude is seriously funny-

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 19, 2012 at 8:54am

This is titled the Worst fight scene EVER ... but its more like the FUNNIEST fight scene EVER hahahah I chuckled like Santa when i saw this :)

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Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 11:34pm

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' ... and she always acts like she's sound asleep!" 

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 11:33pm

Comment by 2swollen 5 hours agoDelete Comment

Again....this is an older joke.  It's probably been around for at least 30-years.  And I'm sharing it for our younger members.  You old-timer's can just hear it again.....and have it tickle your funny bone once more.    

Sunday Morning Sex-
I will never hear Church-bells ringing again, without smiling.  Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her Grandparent's home, to visit and comfort her 95-year-old Grandmother.  She asked how her Grandfather had died, her Grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack, while we were making love, on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her Grandmother that 2-people, nearly 100-years-old, having sex, would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny.  "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the Church-bells would start to ring.  It was just the right rhythm.  Nice and slow and even.  Nothing too strenuous, simply "in on the ding and out on the dong."  She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive, if the ice-cream truck hadn't come along.

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 11:33pm

Comment by 2swollen 30 minutes agoDelete Comment

10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't

   * 10. Did you get any under the tree?
   * 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
   * 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
   * 7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
   * 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
   * 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
   * 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
   * 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
   * 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
   * 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 10:51pm

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Hot damn the fashions are funnier than hell...And i used to have a plaid one just like it!!

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 10:50pm

This is one of the funniest battles I've ever seen. I totally wasn't expecting this outcome. HAHAHAHa

Comment by dvhour (Site Owner) on February 16, 2012 at 10:50pm

• dvhour (Site Owner)

  wow 2swoollll is hilarious

• that was perfect video

• i got this link => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCc5w5OCkvY from this guy => http://kickedinthegroin.ning.com/profile/2swollen

• it starts off slow you don't know what you are getting into then it like gets funnier and funnier

• thanks for the laugh bro

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