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So my girlfriend Alexis and her other two friends Sarah and Lauren wanted to do a prank to my friend Colby one night while we were having a party. Whenever Colby would walk off to use the restroom or whatever it is he was doing, they'd come up to me and ask what a good idea would be to prank him.
"Well what kind of prank do you want to do to him?" I asked before making a few basic suggestions, "Saran wrap? A pie in the face? Something else?"
"We want something that will be really funny," Sarah replied as Alexis and Lauren agreed.
"Well what would be really funny to you?" I asked while contemplating if there was anything funnier then someone walking into saran wrap or getting hit in the face with a pie.
"I don't know," Lauren first responded.
"Ooh I know!" Sarah exclaimed, "What if we hit him in the nuts!"
"Oh yeah that's always hilarious!" Lauren agreed.
I was kind of in shock right at first because they just straight up wanted to be brutal about it. I thought that I should probably try and talk them out of doing this at first, but then I saw that look in their eyes that told me if I didn't go along with it, they were going to do it to me instead. Before I could respond to this suggestion Colby walked back into the room.
"Hey Colby," Alexis caught his attention, "Why don't you go out and get us some alcohol for the party!" She even handed him some cash to go purchase it. I figured this was a plan to get him out of the house so we could plan this prank out to perfection. He politely agreed and asked what they'd like and then took off. Colby is such a nice and polite guy and that made me wonder why they wanted to prank him so badly.
"What's a good way to do it?" Sarah asked me. She kind of looked down and took a glimpse of my crotch in the process. I started thinking about what the best way to do it would be. Colby was smart and if we did anything that was an obvious set up, he was gonna know what was going on. They'd been better off just straight up kicking him by surprise than setting it up as a prank, but then it came to me.
"I've got it!"
"What is it?" Sarah asked.
"Do you have Twister?" I asked Alexis. She went to go check in her younger sister's room and found the game. I figured out this would be the best way to do it. We'd make it seem like we were actually gonna play a game while drinking like some sort of challenge, then get him by surprise within the first few minutes.
"Alright girls, we're gonna talk Colby into playing this game. We're gonna act like this is a drinking game. I control the board and y'all will know when to do it. Which one of you wants to do it?" I continued.
"I'll do it," Sarah said, "I've always wanted to kick a guy right in the nuts!"
"Alright, " I said, "Y'all have to talk him into playing the game though."
Well about 20 minutes later, Colby returned with some beer. Everyone had a drink or two as we talked about life for a bit. Eventually Sarah brought up playing Twister, suggesting to Colby that it would be hilarious to play it while drinking because it would be harder to not fall. It took about 10 minutes or so and Colby finally agreed to do it.
They gave me the spinner and told me the be in control of it as the four of them would be competing against each other. I sat down on the sofa as they laid the mat down on the floor. Everyone took off their shoes to reveal their sock feet. All the girls were wearing some cute long and colorful socks.
"Y'all ready?" I asked, "Who's going first?"
Sarah agreed to go first. So I spun the spinner. But I wasn't going to go by what the spinner said. I was going to set this up quickly as possible. Lauren set up her phone on a shelf to record what was about to happen.
"Right foot yellow!" I said and Sarah placed her red socked foot on the second yellow dot from the edge of the mat. Then continued by having Alexis putting her left hand on green in which she used the corner directly behind Sarah. Lauren was then to place her left foot on red in which she used the corner across from Sarah. This was perfect because Colby was gonna have to get in front of Sarah to have room to move around.
My first step for Colby was having him set his left foot on green. And went back to Sarah to have her place her left foot on blue. I then followed by having the other two girls place their feet on dots directly beside of them.
"Alright Colby, we're back to you buddy," I said as I spun the spinner. I spun it pretty hard so it spun around for a fraction of a minute, "Right foot red!" This forced Colby to do a slight split across the board with this left foot on green and his right foot on red directly in front of Sarah who was standing perfectly within the board. I was sitting slightly out of Colby's sight, so he couldn't see me wink to let Sarah know this was when it was gonna happen. I asked her if she was ready for her turn and proceeded to spin the spinner.
"Right foot yellow once again!" I said and kind of laughed. Colby started to turn his head to look at me with an "are you serious" expression. But before he made the complete turn, BAM! Sarah's foot went straight up into his nuts. His crotch sort of caved around her foot she kicked him so hard. Both of his feet left the mat by a good 4-5 inches. He doubled over and clutched his balls as his feet refound their way to the floor and he let out a loud "OOOOOOOH" sound in a high pitched voice. Sarah doubled over as well with laughter immediately as it happened followed by Lauren and Alexis.
I couldn't help it myself, it was so funny, I just burst out with laughter myself. Their laughter sure was contagious. You could see Colby's face turning bright red and he started to cover his face with one of this hands like he was hiding his tears as he continued to hold his nuts with the other. He then dropped to his knees and rolled over on his side kind of whimpering. Sarah started to point directly at him brushing way her tears of laughter with her other hand.
"You've just been kicked in the nuts!" she exclaimed with much rejoice. I feel like she also jumped up into the air with excitement after saying that, "This is so funny!" she could not stop laughing. I'm pretty sure the girls all laughed for what seemed to be about 15 minutes as Colby rolled around in agony. I started to feel really bad for him so I got up and walked over to him and reached down my right arm to help him get back to his feet.
"You alright man," I said as I helped him up. As he almost got back up to his feet, BAM! Lauren's socked foot caught be from behind directly in the nuts. I could feel my face turning as red as Colby's was. There was an instant pain in my stomach and I couldn't breathe so I dropped immediately to the floor. Colby stood over me as if he was perfectly fine now.
"Yeah, I'm fine, " He answered, "I was wearing a cup!" Unfortunately I was not and it had dawned on me in my moment of agony, that this prank was actually done on me! The girls and Colby all laughed at me as if it was the funniest thing ever, to be fair had I seen it done to someone else it would've been. Alexis also laughed as she said she was breaking up with me. Then all three took Colby back to the bedroom as I layed on the floor for like an hour clutch my aching nuts!.
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Damn, talk about a kick in the nuts, right after a kick in the nuts.
Where did you get the inspiration for this story? Did you ever play Twister with girls?
I'm not really sure where it came from, I just sort of thought about one day
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