Nut Shot High (Last Man Standing)

During lunch, a few of us seniors from Granite High School were hanging out in the courtyard cutting up and playing around. It was my friends, Jacob, Sammy and I, doing our best to make each other laugh. Then we heard a door open and looked over to see Melissa walking through.

Melissa was a girl that all three of us had a crush on. She had beautiful long flowing brown hair going down past her sleeveless red top. She had on a tight white miniskirt and red knee high socks and Converse shoes. She looked gorgeous.

"She's mine," Jacob said, "Watch me win her over right now." Being the ladies man that he is, I knew he had more of a chance than Sammy and I. Sammy spoke up.

"Come on man, you get all the girls anyways," he stated, "Let Tanner or me have a chance for once."

"Okay," Jacob replied, "If one of the two of you little chickens can actually conjure up the courage to speak to her, be my guest." Melissa was getting pretty close to us by this point.

"Hey Melissa," Sammy began, "How are...you doing today?"

"I'm good," she replied, "You okay?"

"Yeah..uh...I was wondering if you'd like to go out some time?" Sammy asked. He was getting pretty nervous. It was kind of hard for me to watch.

"Or would you like to go out for a ride in my Corvette?" Jacob interrupted. I couldn't help but think what a rude thing to do to your friend that was.

"Oh Jacob, that would be lovely," she responded with a giggly schoolgirl voice. I couldn't let that happen to my friend.

"What about doing something with me?" I butted in. I don't know why I went there when trying to defend Sammy, but that's just what happened.

"Are the three of you gonna fight over me?" She laughed. We all mumbled to each other about who deserved her more.

"I'll tell you what," she said, "I know a game we can play and whoever wins gets to take me on a date. Are you interested?"

"Yes," responded the three of us.

"Here's how the game works," she explained,"The three of you will stand against this wall and spread your legs. You'll each take turns getting kicked in the nuts by me until two of you give up. I like to call it last man standing. Wanna play?" The three of us were very hesitant about this.

"I don't really like this idea," Sammy said, "Is there not another game?"

"If you really want me as much as you act like you do, the only way to get me is to play this game boys."

We all three finally gave in because we all wanted her that bad. We all turned our backs to the brick wall on the outer rim of the courtyard. Fortunately, there wasn't too many other students or teachers out there to see what was about to go down. The line up was Sammy, then me and then Jacob. Melissa walked up face to face to Sammy.

"Are you ready for this?" she asked. He nervously nodded his head yes. She swung her leg slightly behind her then swung it straight up in front of her. Sammy's crotch caved around her foot. She had such an evil smile on her face right at that time. His eyes bugged out and his jaw dropped open. Jacob and I had no choice, but to bust out laughing. He dropped to the ground on his knees.

"My balls," he said in a higher pitched voice.

"Your turn," she turned and looked at me. I was really scared once I knew that she was kicking really hard on the first round. I decided I would try my best to mask the pain anyway possible. I stood with my legs spread and she looked at me right in the eyes.

"Are you ready boy?" she asked. Before I could answer her foot had already made contact. She had kicked me so hard I left the ground. I felt like my crotch was now under my neck. I could feel my face turn bright red from the inability to breathe as I fell down to the concrete walkway. I heard some students off to the side laughing about it. But not as hard as her and Jacob were. At least now it was Jacob's turn to face some humility.

"Y'all guys are idiots," Melissa said, "I'm gonna go out with Jacob anyways. Thanks for giving me a chance to kick you losers in the nuts." She laughed hysterically before kissing Jacob. They then both walked off back to class which was starting soon.

Ms. Lowe, our Math teacher, came walking by not too long after they left.

"Are you boys alright?" she asked.

"No," I said in a high pitched voice, "But if anyone asks, tell them we're fine." She started laughing.

"Did y'all get kicked in the balls?" she asked.

"Yeah..." Sammy answered.

"Hahaha, I hate I missed it," she laughed. Before grabbing Sammy by both hands to help him up. Once he got back up on two feet, her right foot in her stiletto shoe went flying right into Sammy's nuts. He had an even more painful reaction and she got right in his face and shouted.

"BAM! Nutshot!" before carrying on with laughter, "If you don't get to class on time, you're gonna be in trouble." Sammy was in the fetal position unable to move. I got up the best I could and ran towards the classroom.