My shoe store fantasy!

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Every now and again, we get up past the Great White North all the way to Anchorage Alaska.  And I have this lil fantasy that occurs in this wonderful boot store, http://www.shuzyq.com/ , hidden in the back of this building that also has one of our  favorite restaurants, http://www.glacierbrewhouse.com/ .  It is always nice to swing in to the boot store when we go out for dinner at the this restaurant.  Maybe peruse the shoe store so you get the vibe of the place.  Now remember this a fantasy, or actually many fantasies as I have 6 or 7 variations on this theme.

We go to the Glacier Brewhouse for dinner without reservations and are told it will be an hour before they can seat us.  They give us a buzzer that has like a 1/4 mile range so we can wander around a bit while we wait.  We are wandering around some of the shops in the building when I see in the back corner a door to a shoe store. This place is wonderful, it's cozy and has some cabinets that divide the store in thirds.  We walk around the store looking at various shoes and boots, all modern, all fashionable.

A young woman comes out from the back, says hi, introduces herself as Cassandra and asks if we are just looking or would we like to try on some of the shoes and boots.  With this much time to wait, my girl Jana definitely wants to spend the next hour trying on shoes, she'll be estatic in no time.

So she asks to try on three sets of shoes.  I continue to check out the store and find two other boots that i think she would look awesome in while the salesgirl Cassandra is in the back getting the shoes.  So Jana is trying on the first pair of shoes and I show Cassandra the other boots to bring out and am just standing there watching her go back into the storeroom. Nice I think to myself.  Just as she gets to the door of the storeroom my world explodes as Jana has kicked me between the legs from behind!  If this was a game, it would have a name, like the double nut cracker or the sterilizer or something like that.  I grasp the counter with one hand and my smashed balls with the other as i try not to fall down and go fetal.  It takes me a little bit, but I make it back up fully upright.  My girl is trying on the second pair of shoes and when i turn around to face her she gives me another devasting kick to the balls, this time right thru my front door.  I grunt in pain and I go down hard.  On my way down I hear a gasp, followed by Cassandra saying 'oh my god, you just kicked him in the balls!'  She steps over me and takes the boots over to Jana.  They are talking about how the shoes fit and feel and go on to the third pair of shoes.  My gal is walking around and comes up to fetal me and tells me to move my hands.  I do and she delivers a powerful kick hard into my plump sack, I gag a bit and she laughs.  Cassandra says 'No way!' and  asks Jana if I am going to be alright, while taking the shoes off my Jana's feet.  Jana says 'Oh he'll be fine, he actually even likes that'.  Now Cassandra is trying to process this while helping my girl into a pair of green ankle boots with heels.  She asks Jana 'Are you going to kick him with these boots too?'  And as I hear her heels come towards me i roll onto my back and spread my legs, she puts her left foot up by my hip and says to Cassandra 'He wouldn't have it any other way.'  And drives that boot deep into my groin.  As she is helping Jana out of the boots to put on the next pair I hear her ask 'Jana, could I  try on some boots too?'  Jana thinks for a moment, laughs and says 'Absolutely!'  I glance at my watch and see it is still thirty minutes till our table will be ready and try not to panic.  

Cassandra says that they have a new shipment of boots in and that there is a pair she is just dying to try on.  While she goes to get them, Jana helps me to my feet and tells me to stop being such a pussy and that she is looking forward to watching Cassandra crushing my nutz in a moment.  Cassandra comes back with a tall pair of green boots, a big grin on her face and a bounce in her stride.  She is so excited that she is having a hard time lacing the boots.   Well the time has come, and I am standing there, one lump in my throat and two in my pants.  Cassandra asks if I am ok with this and before I can nod she hauls off and plants that boot very firmly in my sore bits.  Right when she kicked me I heard the ring of the bell and saw two women walk in the door as I was going down in agony ...

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Good lil story.  The "On my way down I hear a gasp, followed by Cassandra saying 'oh my god, you just kicked him in the balls!" actually made me crack up!  Just picturing her surprise was pretty funny!.

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This is a fantasy of mine too!!