What professions/hobbies do you think would make for a great buster?

[this person]

Sorry if the title question sounds awkward; I can't really think of a better way to word it. If anyone has an idea on how to make it sound better, I'd like to hear it. :3

 

**For starters, I am NOT talking about role-playing. Anyone can slip on boxing gloves or lace up soccer cleats. What I'm referring to is somebody's actual career or hobby choices. And now to the actual discussion.**

 

Everyone from an eating-contest participant to a professional dominatrix gets some kind of physical and mental conditioning from their jobs, their hobbies, etc. It shapes their bodies, the way they carry themselves, their attitudes, countless other things.

 

So my question is, what kind of jobs or hobbies do you think would condition and shape someone to be an amazing buster? And why do you think so? Of course, the question is universal - men or women, ballbusters or cuntbusters, and everything in between.

 

My personal choice would be a ballerina. They carry themselves so gracefully and confidently, even when they're just walking around. I feel like they would very easily turn ballbusting into an art form, more so than it already can be. Plus, what it does to their feet and leg muscles... Good lord. -breathes- Okay, I'm done daydreaming.

 

What do you guys/gals think?

 

--TP

[2swollen]

I would think karate instructor, all those paying students who really should be getting kicked in the balls, buuuuuut, you can't kick them all the time or your dojo will have no more male customers, or will become known as the nutless dojo, or it will be filled with nutsluts who are just standing around with legs spread hopin to get it...Pity the husband of the female sensei...you know he gets it!

A close second would be the woman at all the dog shows who checks the male dogs  on their conformity.  After checking all those male dogs and not being able to give a single set of balls a proper hard squeeze has got to be frustrating.  Pity the man in who life when she gets home!!

[Smoo]

Can always just answer with the usual stuff: anyone athletic really - swimmers, runners or martial artists especially but trying to think out of the box for a moment:

Small parts mechanics: I know a few who work on tow generators and they have some of the strongest hands I know.  Sure it's guys I know, but there've gotta be women too.  I work with em in karate and when working grabs and they latch on its hugely difficult to break their grip.  Just imagine if it was on your balls!  Yipes!
Residential Real Estate Broker: May sound a bit odd however my thought is when out showing property.  On your feet all day walking around, going up and down stairs is going to keep you active and work those legs a bit.  All else being equal, its more active then a pure office job.  Additionally it often seems a stressful field so coming home and doing some busting to relieve that stress... perfect!

Now for two... less serious... occupations:
Professional Wack-A-Mole Player: Just think about it - wack-a-mole teaches you coordination, fast reflexes and you're beating the hell out of lil plastic moles with a plastic hammer.  It's a no-brainer for busting!
Professional Lightbulb Installer: Another no-brainer.  Spending all day reaching up, grabbing, twisting and then pulling?  Makes you wonder who really invented "monkey steals the peach"!

(okay, so its not wack-a-mole but the same idea! :P  )

[this person]

You guys both have very creative minds - hahaha!

 

Another idea would be a drummer, especially in the hard rock genre. Drumming gives you a full body workout, and you'd get used to hitting things very hard. I'd imagine both of those aspects would mould a great buster, male or female.

[Tabitha]

I think a fruit picker would make an awesome B Buster, also as a hairdresser can definately say my job helps a great deal. I have really strong hands and arms, strong legs from standing all day in heels and let me tell you after a long day of being overly nice to horrible people i have loads of pent up stress and frustration just waiting for an outlet.

[this person]

A fruit picker eh? Another reference to 'monkey steals the peach' hahaha.

I wouldn't have even thought of a hairdresser. That makes a lot of sense, especially with all the assholes you must deal with; pent up frustration almost seems like an understatement.

[Tabitha]

Bet you will see your Hairdresser in a whole new light next time you get a trim :D

BTW really interesting and clever discussion topic.