Spider-Man vs. Villainess

[NERD]

Every time I witness Spider-Man having a bout with a villainess, it turns me on, wondering if she ever thinks of kicking or punching him in the balls waiting for a chance to do so, and if Spider-Man’s always worried about getting ball-busted by her during the fight.

 

Well, I’ve also wondered why the red arrow-like design of his costume kindly points to the bulge clearly showing where his balls are located.

 

No wonder why his spider sense is likely to be tingling.

Having seen lots of scenes where a villainess was challenging Spider-Man, putting him in danger, I would say one of the most bold and brutal attempts ever made is the one made by Bera, who’s one of the villainesses appearing in the Japanese live-action Spider-Man TV series produced back in the late 70s by the same company filming The Power Rangers later on.

 

What she did to him was to try to capture him by shooting an arrow at him crawling away from her.

As you can see in the pictures below, the arrow just missed his butt or balls.

What if the arrow had hit his balls?

Anyway, here are some questions mainly for ladies.

If you were a villainess and if your mission were to capture Spider-Man alive, how would you accomplish the mission?  I’m very curious to know what your tactics would be. I might be also interested in what kind of experiment you’d like to conduct on him alive.

[Mallory {The Boss}]

I must admit the elevator scene in SM2 got me thinking of getting my hands and feet all over
those Spidey-nutts. When he said that the suit rides up in the crotch, my mind started to
wander on how I'd love to FEEL just how tight that Spidey suit was stretched over his balls--
of course in my mind, there is nooo Spidey cup. I would LOVE to feel on his nutts while he's
wearing the suit, and see just how much of them I could squeeeeze through the fabric.

I've always had a thing for Peter Parker because of his understated sexiness, mixed with
his true geekiness--a combination that drives me wild. His soft-spoken manner is quite
the turn-on, which makes me want to engage in hours of sensual ballbusting play with
him--until my deeper, darker desires take over to BLAST those Spidey-nutts hard as fuck
and STOMP them into ground. But, because Peter Parker is soooo sweet, I'd have to end
it sweetly...softly caressing his aching balls and sensually kneading them with my feet...
purrrrrrrr. I'm always fantasizing about busting Batman, but damn.... tinnngllling ;)

[NERD]

Oh, I remember that scene in SM2. That was a very hilarious moment, indeed.

Yeah, I agree that he still has his geeky side even after he acquired the great power and became a superhero. And I would say he is very naïve about love for women, too; he would do anything for MJ. So it could be possible to say that he’s prone to be mesmerized by their sexiness, to the point of being into FEMDOM. (Am I reading too much into things here?)

Anyway, as far as I’m concerned, a man wearing nothing but tights puts his balls most in danger because when hit in the nuts, he would get the impact almost directly into the nuts, which would not be the case when wearing bulky jeans or thick trousers which would buffer or block the impact more or less, and there is no room for the balls of a man in tights only to move around or escape to from the impact; the balls of a naked man have more free space around, at least. So, if you found him alone in an elevator, his balls would be all yours. Don’t caress his aching balls too much! It’s because it won’t be “Here comes the Spider-Man!” but “Here cums the Spider-Man!”

 

Speaking of another interesting elevator scene, which is from a comic book, I think this scene, referring to the picture right above, shows that Peter Parker has a perverted side, too; the sexy lady is telling him not to stare her boobs. I wonder how he could possibly manage to subdue his sexual arousal not to embarrass himself in tights which would easily reveal whether he’s horny or not.