Public threats made by a wife towards their husband

[none66666]

Please share the public threats that you've heard between a wife and a husband,  particularly if you know that the man isn't into this kind of stuff.  I've always found these particularly exciting; it's not as though the man can leave the woman easily in this kind of situation.

I only have one to share – – after my friend got married, we three were sitting in the same car and they were getting on each other's nerves. He implied that if she kept doing something, that one day she would get slapped, but in a very joking way. She responded by saying that if he slapped her, she was going to kick him.  It took a couple of months, and a couple of times when I saw her trying to drag him off the couch when he didn't want to do something, and a few other threats on her part before I was sure  that she meant that she was going to kick the middle of his balls.  I think she went after them once when they were play fighting, and I wouldn't be surprised if she successfully kicked his goods once or twice.  She's mellowed out a lot since then.

[Peter Piper]

"I've always found these particularly exciting; it's not as though the man can leave the woman easily in this kind of situation."

Don't most countries have no fault divorce laws now? If not they'd certainly make a distinction for abusive spouses, no?