Jhoanna Interview

[Mz Jhoana]

Hi Im Jhoanna,  first time on this thing, so ask any questions you want, Im pretty open about everything, just be respectful and read profile first plz!

[Berkey]

Begging for mercy sometimes works. Sometimes. Sometimes it just makes the whole thing worse though :'(

Aaaaand now the memory pain sets in...

[Man Servant]

All a girl has to do is pretend she is gonna hit your balls and a guy can't help flinch, and maybe respect her a little more cause she just made him aware of how vulnerable he is. 

[Nikki]

This is random but I think it's funny and I want to hear your answer!

If you had to fight an overweight guy in the ring for 10 min and no rules, what would your strategy be? Say he's not that quick or strong either...

[Mz Jhoana]

Well if thes not that quick or strong I would still tire him out, move around a lot. Probably hold my hands behind my back and tell him he can take a free shot, just when he thinks hes got a chance then I would drop kick him in his pelotas before he knows whats happening, lmao- Im not a little skinny girl, I have some meat on me too- so not because hes chubby as much, but he wouldnt stand a chance with me.

[Nikki]

Haha nice! After you kicked him, would you just stand there and watch as he's on the ground?

[Berkey]

Skinny guy here. Same question but the dude is thin and relatively fit. What's the strategy now?

[01tui1gkoaph0]

Hey mz Jhoana! Great job on your interview!

What is your height and how much do you weigh? just curious.

Would you put your full weight on a guy's balls? Like on a wood floor or hard surface?

[Mz Jhoana]

I don't mind tellling, Im curvy 5'1'' and 170 lbs but thick in the right places if you know what I mean- and no I ve never stepped full weight omg, the guy would probably pass out or something lol. Im not that mean.

[Andy Lee]

Heya Jhoana.

Have you ever regretted, or been sympathetic after a bust?

Like say you busted your hubby after you were really mad at something, but then realised "oh shit, I over-reacted"? lol.

Or some guy on the street wanted your number, and it looked like he was gonna touch you, but you went batshit on his balls or something? Haha.

Have you ever seen a guy get busted who you thought didn't deserve it and think "poor huevos"? :P

In other words, do you sympathise with poor huevitos that didn't actually deserve to be cracked? hehe.

I look forward to some funny answers, haha.

[Nikki]

Do you like to stand and watch while they're in pain on the ground? If so, what's going through your mind as you watch them?

[Mz Jhoana]

if its safe I'll usually stick around a little:) Im very very happy!! For me its always the look on their faces- that look of confusion as they nurse it, I know they are so confused how they were just dropped by a little woman!! I know they feel totally emasculated and wish they were a female at that very moment!!

[Nikki]

Jhoanna, with your height and weight I'M guessing you're pear shaped? When you're out shopping or whatever, do you ever notice guys following and staring at your thick bottom? If so do you ever feel like getting them where it counts lol? In self defense you probably are pretty confident in that regard...