I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that... (finish statement)


Here's a fun play on words. So you have at some point kicked a guy in the balls, thought about it or thinking about doing it now. Maybe its an imbecil coworker, to a jerk ex boyfriend, to the idiot store clerk that stole your money. OK so you start the sentence off by saying

"I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that..." and then you finish the statement. for example: "that his Adams apple now has company"... "that they flew out the corner pocket"... "that they are now part of his diet"... you get the picture. Be creative and have fun venting. :)

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Dr.BallsPermalink Reply by Dr.Balls on November 2, 2009 at 5:46am
He will be on the ground clutching his family jewels while whimpering, "my balls, my fucking balls".
Permalink Reply by Jeff Strompf on November 29, 2009 at 6:22pm
I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that.....they will bounce off of his liver and take a sharp turn to his kidneys.
Permalink Reply by RedRider on December 27, 2009 at 10:43pm
been there >./body>
Permalink Reply by david on December 3, 2009 at 1:09am
I burst into tears................from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Permalink Reply by dvhour (Site Owner) on December 24, 2009 at 8:12pm
ummm not a real description but your comment is hilarious so I guess i will allow it hahh :)
Permalink Reply by Jeff Strompf on December 3, 2009 at 2:54am
i want to kick him in the balls so HARD that.....he now has a third eye ball!!!!

I want to kick him in the balls so HARD that....the velocity of his nuts come out his nostrils.
Permalink Reply by greeneyedsusan on December 3, 2009 at 4:19pm
He'll be chewing his balls.
Permalink Reply by Jeff Strompf on December 4, 2009 at 1:12am
Greeneyedsusan,
Hi, that was a good response. How about this one. I want to kick him in the balls SO HARD that...the velocity of the kick makes a hole in his brain cells!!!!! Top that one Susan!!!
Permalink Reply by greeneyedsusan on December 6, 2009 at 8:47am
Nah, I like mine better and I've used it before, it's easier to say.
Permalink Reply by Jeff Strompf on December 7, 2009 at 2:24am
See if you like this one, Susan...I want to kick him in the balls SO HARD that...he will have a second adam's apple. You got to admit that one was clever. ttys
Permalink Reply by greeneyedsusan on December 7, 2009 at 7:03am
That's actually a good one, if i'm ever in a situation where i'm going to give out a warning, i'll use it. Very good you get an A+
Permalink Reply by Jennifer Maria on December 6, 2009 at 12:20am
i can make a peanut butter sandwich with them

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