How do you celebrate Father's Day?

[2swollen]

What do you like to do on Father's day?  It is, after all, a holiday to celebrate functional testicles.  Since we are done having kids, my wife likes to give my balls what she calls a 'bad weekend'.  She likes to tell me things like 'no more babies' and 'these balls are ornaments now' while she is busting my balls.  I. Could. Not. Love. Her. More. 

[3dk1tm29uk1v2]

That would be so fun, Still working on the confidence, and verbal stuff with  my wife, she's doing good for being a very non aggressive, and quiet person in general so far. 

As for me, I spent most of the day hanging out with my kids, and working on projects around the house with them. 

Then, played some playstation with the older three for a while before bed.. Then, there was a little bit of fun with my wife, but not much verbal like you mentioned, LOL.. It was a good day though!

[Hurts!]

I am in australia we don't have fathers day till September

[Berkey]

Praying that my balls aren't so battered that I'm infertile...