Funny story - accidental self bust

Hey guys, so a funny thing happened to me a couple of nights ago and I wanted to share.

Ever get that stage of sleeping where you're just about awake and kind of know what's going on, but you're still dreaming enough to be thinking you're dreaming? It's kind of the stage of sleep where you'll maybe make a noise, like a moan or something from your dream that then fully wakes you.

Anyway, I was at that exact stage of sleep and whatever I was dreaming about, before I knew what was happening I punched myself in the balls *really* hard, like harder than I've ever done it before while awake and harder than I've been busted by anyone in years. I think I was really gagging to be busted and self busting in my dream, because I remember the real urge to do it.

To make things more awkward I was sleeping beside my gf who was definitely wakened up by the violent motion that just happened beside her. To avoid an awkward conversation ("don't worry, go back to sleep, I just like punching myself in the balls sometimes..."), I just rolled over onto my side and pretended to be sleeping so that the movement could be explained as just waking violently from a dream.

Now to all the males reading this, you'll know that wasn't easy! My left ball was causing me a huge amount of agony. My face was definitely bright red, bite marks on my lower lip to stop from groaning, eyes watering, toes clenched, slow deliberate breathing, stomach churning, just me, the darkness and my aching balls, all while my gf slept soundly beside me. For all the females reading - take a second to truly appreciate how lucky you are that you don't have a dangling sack of vulnerability between your legs lol

Just to sum up just how hard I'd punched myself, my left ball was still aching the entire next day! The whole thing was the strangest experience. It was like I was possessed by the urge to punch my own balls, an urge so great that I did it with the my gf sleeping next to me and with such gusto that I could feel it for days after!

Thanks for reading, just really wanted to share and this is my only outlet for that kind of thing

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