Cool lines to say before you kick someone's balls...

[lio coeh]

Hello everyone

I was wondering if any of you have idea for "cool' lines to say to a guy before you

kick him in the balls, OR, "cool" lines for after you kicked him.

Just for example:

Something before:

1) "Would you like me to just cut off your testicles or

     to kick them until they both rupture?"

2) I'll fuck your balls up so bad you'll spend the next

     few weeks telling everyone you can't go out

     because you 'broke your leg'."

Something after:

1) "Enjoy those broken balls".

2) "Just breathe through it, maybe the doctor will be able so salvage one of your balls?"

Well you get the picture, I hope you'll have fun

[Melinda the Ball Breaker]

Lol this.

[Foo Bar]

Don't get me wrong, I was kneeling at her feet frequently.  Often to kiss her cute little ass. She didn't have to tell me to do that.  ;-)

But when she said "get on your knees", I knew very well she meant: Take off your clothes and kneel adoringly at my feet.  I am going to kick your testicles right now.  And you are going to willingly submit, hands behind your head, looking me in the eyes. Your dick will be rock hard, and we both know that even one of my kicks will have you rolling on the floor in pain.

She often smirked or giggled when she said it - but it was definitely a command.  She said it made me tremble with fear.  And that I looked "so cute" kneeling there, terrified, willingly vulnerable to her. 

Unlike most of our busting play, when she played kickball with me it was usually CFNM. 

[Lil Suzy]

A few years ago i said this to one disrespectful individual

“I’ll take care of that for you”  and just kicked him right in the balls

[aipkgo]

I gotta hear the rest of this story though.... (please!!)

[Brittany Rhea]

(Before) “Whats the capital of Thailand?”

*SMACK!*

(After) “Bangkok!”

[Lord Plums]

walnut porridge...

[greeneyedsusan]

This is a great question, i bet there are dozens of great examples on TV in movies, anime, comics.   

[aipkgo]

https://youtu.be/zlzc711OAFI?t=15

[greeneyedsusan]

There was that one time a few years ago when my husband walked out of the bedroom room in his boxer briefs, showing off his bulge. I walked over to him and said "nice package " and then planted a playful, yet painful knee to the balls. 

[Lord Plums]

wow lovely.So classic.
You do this sort of stuff often ?
What was his reaction ?

[greeneyedsusan]

Bantering with my husband and his package like that ?

Damn right :)

[2swollen]

My older sister was arguing with my father and I was standing in the hallway cuz I couldn't get past them when she poked me in the chest and said to our dad 'if he doesn't get out of my way, I'll kick his balls so hard he'll be wearing them as earrings!'   Needless to say, I got the hell out of her way.