Broken Balls

[Melinda the Ball Breaker]

Hey guys, your worst nightmare here. Today I want you guys to share with me something special. I want to hear your broken ball stories. Have you lost one ? Almost lost one? Know someone who has lost a ball ? Accidents, or intentional ? You brave enough to share your pain with me? Because i really want to hear it .

[Ibrahim Moizoos]

Know a guy with what I think is just one. Medical related, had surgery. He lives on normally. Mentioned it being painful, but didn't make a big deal about it.

[Need 2 B Kneed]

No personal stories from me Melinda, i only read long time ago that a Swedish handball player got kneed during a match back in 2008, resulting in a rupture. I google translated the old (danish) article about it:

"The Swedish handball star Robert Arrhenius got a knee in the groin when his Spanish club Aragon played against Torrevieja.

His one testicle was crushed and he was immediately taken to hospital in Zaragoza, where doctors yesterday removed the testicle.

- It is primarily sad for Robert, but also for the national team, says captain Staffan Ollsson to svd.se. Sweden plays next week a decision Championship qualifier against Poland.

- Robert travels home to Sweden for a while. He can resume training within a few weeks, but when he's combative, I do not say Ollsson.

It is also not known whether the operation means on Robert Arrhenius is 'incapacitated' outside the handball court."

[3dk1tm29uk1v2]

Know of a guy on a harley forum I'm also a member of, and he was riding his chopper, and a woman pulled out in front of him because she didn't see him, and he T-boned her, and his gas tank was dented from where he hit. He lost one, and broke his pelvis as well. Not sure there's anything sexy about that one. 

[SwollenTesticles]

I had this exact thing happen when i rode dirt bikes, lady ran red light and looked at me 1 second before I T boned her.  I managed to slow down to maybe like 25mph before I hit her.  Somehow I did not hurt ma balls.  Burnt my leg on the engine casing while picking up bike.  Didnt feel it till later. 

So I dunno, if they got squished I was in shock or something and didnt feel it.  Back thenI kinda got off on the idea that if i crashed i might rack my ballls into oblivion on the steel horse between my legs I choose to ride!

[Hurts!]

Yes an Ex about a decade ago, told me that some guy she knew got kicked in the balls so many times from being a asshole that he lost a ball, she said she wasn't the final blow though that caused it

[joseph pipitone]

I actually kicked a guy in soccer who had to have one removed due to a bad rupture

[2swollen]

Was trying to smash my nuts by dropping the top of a grand piano onto them.  Unfortunately, both nuts shot off into the piano, not getting smashed, thus leaving my cords to get smashed by the wooden top.  There were about 15 minutes of panic as I was certain I had castrated myself.

[Rooomer]

Sorry -- but for a second I had a vision of you trying to drop an entire grand piano on your balls, which kinda seemed like overkill. Anyway, glad you didn't sever your vas...

[Christian Peterson]

Jesus! I'd be worried about falling down with my nuts still under the heavy lid...

[Berkey]

Fortunately, my boys are still intact, but I've had plenty of incidents when I was worried that I had lost one or both of my nuts. There have been a couple incidents in my life when I have actually blacked out after a particularly strong kick to the balls (one in particular - which I wrote about here - in which a soccer player punted my nuts during my freshman year of college... I woke up an the pain was still stinging, and I was pretty sure she had crushed them). And when I've been squeezed by someone who was legitimately angry, that too has legitimately made me fear for their survival (e.g. my sister has even *said* that she wanted to rupture one while squeezing me, and I took that threat seriously at the time).

[Jake Smithee]

I hope you're not looking for ideas :p

[Nor7]

My wife was busting me one night. She pulled on them pretty hard and one popped out of her grip. It hurt pretty bad, she got freaked out when she couldn't find it. Once I could stand it fell back down into place.