Bigger Balls

[Jessika K]

Hey guys, yogurt will make your balls bigger I suggest yogurt for breakfast.

Last sum­mer a team of researchers from the Massa­chusetts Institute of Technology set out to better understand the effects of yogurt on obesity. They were following up on the results of a long-term study from the Harvard School of Public Health that had suggested yogurt, more than any other food, helped to prevent age-related weight gain. The M.I.T. team, led by cancer biologist Susan Erdman and evolutionary geneticist Eric Alm, wanted to replicate the work in mice. The researchers took a group of 40 males and 40 females and either fed the animals a high-fat, low-fiber, low-nutrient diet meant to mimic junk food or fed them standard mouse meals. They then supple­mented half of each diet group with vanilla-flavored yogurt.

Their goal was to understand how a probiotic diet affects rates of obesity and its related compli­ca­tions, including cancer. But “the most entertaining aspects of all this were things we didn’t anticipate,” Erdman says.

First, the scientists noticed that the yogurt-eating mice were incredibly shiny. Using both traditional histology techniques and cosmetic rating scales, the researchers showed that these animals had 10 times the active follicle density of other mice, resulting in luxuriantly silky fur.

Then the researchers spotted some­thing particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.

More important, that masculinity pays off. In mating experiments, yogurt-eating males inseminated their partners faster and produced more offspring than control mice. Conversely, females that ate the yogurt diets gave birth to larger litters and weaned those pups with greater success. Reflecting on their unpublished results, Erdman and Alm think that the probiotic microbes in the yogurt help to make the animals leaner and healthier, which indirectly improves sexual machismo.

The findings could have implications for human fertility. In ongoing work, a team led by Harvard nutritional epidemiologist Jorge Chavarro has looked at the association between yogurt intake and semen quality in men. “So far our preliminary findings are consistent with what they see in the mice,” Chavarro says.

[Tender Boy]

I want me some of that mouse swagger!  LOL

Now we have to test this on human males, and see if yogurt increases or decreases our vulnerability to pain when kneed or kicked in our now-huge-and-manly yogurt-fueled testicles.  Where can I sign up?  :)

[Zusa]

Funny, i think you men will become 5% to 15% more sensitive in the balls.

[Tender Boy]

15% more sensitive?!  OMG Zusa now you are scaring me!  As if we guys didn't feel vulnerable enough already.  :)

[James Samuel Hardy]

Nice, thanks

[greeneyedsusan]

I think my husband will be having more yogurt for breakfast.

[Naughty Joannie]

OK, the thing that really caught my eye in this cute article is the following: "they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,"

What girl wouldn't want to see larger balls on her man... and to see them "projecting out" as well?  I'd call it "bulging out" myself... but that's just a little personal tingle I enjoy viewing between a boy's legs.  Oh totally! 

I'm stocking up on yogurt right now!!!  It's yogurt morning noon and night for my hubby from now on!!! (giggles)  BIGGER BALLS here we 'cum'!

[Jake Smithee]

"Projecting out" just sounds like swollen to me...

[2swollen]

I'm eating me some Greek yogurt right now! ;P

[Hayley]

Once the stores open up, i am going to make sure i have my refrigerator stocked with yogurt. My bf will be eating more yogurt even if it mean i have to knee him in the balls to eat it.

[CC]

So natural growth + growth from swelling?

He'll be....quite large.

[Ballbuster_X]

I bet they just cut the mice's balls off and put them on a scale to weigh them. LOL. Lazy scientists and their cruel animal testing. 

Anywho, if this is true, I'll have to put my boyfriend on a regular diet of yogurt.

Maybe some of that Activia - I heard it regulates your Ball Movements.

...Or was it bowel movements..? We'll go with Ball Movements

[Naughty Joannie]

Hey EricaBB... one you feed your boyfriend on a diet of yogurt for awhile... how are YOU going to test the results?  Cut them off and weigh them on a scale???  (giggles)  You simply have to share you results!!!  I totally LOVE that look of huge balls dangling between a boy's legs!  GO YOGURT!!!